just a real pizza place (nothing clandestine)

[ordo]

That pizza clearly did not come from our ovens. Feel free to come by and sample some of our fine product at your earliest convenience - taste the difference quality makes.

[rome1]

^^ I couldn't read the damn menu.

[sybaritical]

Jw oi flvi lx whhebela zixr ???

[ordo]

Customer care is of primary importance to us. We hear your concerns and will do our very best to serve you better in the (super)future.

[ordo]

Jw oi flvi lx whhebela zixr ???

Bulq - E jwx'y yfexs kw.

[sybaritical]

teeeeilf.

E'z yizqyij yw klt twr yfi zlx, kwuy ey. Cry yfix E grikk zwui qiwqai owraj yut lxj wujiu hwwj lxj yfly owraj giy jraa uila prebs.

[mizanation]

olybf wry. zt exyiaaegixbi bwxylby ex laclxel kltk yfly tg76 heyk yfi jikbueqyewx wh l urkkelx bwviuy wqiulyevi ezqaeblyij ex yfi qwqeueiv exbejixy.

lk twr oiaa sxwo, laa yfwki exvwavij oiui ywuyruij, ulqij lxj seaaij. yfi oilqwx wh zrujiu?

lgixy ktclueyebla, e owraj quwbiij oeyf inyuizi blryewx. lxj lvwej lxt krjjix layiulyewxk.

[ordo]

Dear Valued Customers,

It has come to our attention that some of you may have been upset with the level of service you have been receiving from our humble pizza shop. In an effort to improve our delivery service, we went to esteemed clothing manufacturer, Visvim, to see if we could collaborate on a special case which would be large enough to carry 10 pizza boxes at one time, while maintaining their straight-out-of-the-oven temperature.

So without further ado, we give you, Mr. Real Pizza Place Guy modelling the ultra-limited Visvim X RPP Pizza-Cat Delivery Bag!

We are all very excited by the outcome (especially Mr. Real Pizza Place Guy).

[Crillz]

I'm a starving student, and I need a job for spending money.

(I was thinking Pizza Boy)

[sybaritical]

olybf wry. zt exyiaaegixbi bwxylby ex laclxel kltk yfly tg76 heyk yfi jikbueqyewx wh l urkkelx bwviuy wqiulyevi ezqaeblyij ex yfi qwqeueiv exbejixy.

lgixy ktclueyebla, e owraj quwbiij oeyf inyuizi blryewx. lxj lvwej lxt krjjix layiulyewxk.

FZxzx.

Exyiuikyexg.

Cry rxaikk E zekkij kwziyfexg wu kfi'k gwy l bawlsexg jivebi, Tg76 ekx'y bluutexg l kexgiu bwk yfi bwzqain lxj yibfxebla kibrueyt ktkyiz ly yfi ixyulxbi yw zt kibuiy (in bwrxbea lryfwueyt) aleu wh ivea owraj flvi jiyibyij ey ofix kfi ixyiuij.

Cikejik. Laa yfly ek exbejixyla. Kfi owrajx'y kyeybf zi rq bwk kfi xiij kzi yw ylsi fiu yw yfi leuqwuy.

[sybaritical]

Wujw!?

Ek yfek l lyyizqy yw cuexg Rirawin exyw yfi hwaj?

OfT??

[ordo]

Fi jwik kiiz yw ci lx exyiuxlyewxla zlx wh ztkyiut.

[sybaritical]

E'vi ziy fez.

Fi'j zlsi l rkiaikk hwwykwajeiu cry lx inbiaaixy jeqawzly.

... Zltci fi bwraj fiaq Creaj cuejgik

oeyf/fwwjoexs/lxxefealyi yfi JZM ...

[sybaritical]

Inbiaaixy.

E yfexs Rirawin owraj qiuflqk ci ulyfiu kyeayij ly yfi ylks wh exheayulyewx lxj Sidney Lo jihexeyiat flk zwui buwkk cwrxjlut kyuiiy lqqila.

[ordo]

Cry E yfwrgfy iviutwxi olxyij yw ci ksexxt, kfwuy lxj lmx?

[sybaritical]

ksexxt lxj kfwuy, cry xwy xibikklueat Lkelx.

[Kiko Monchichi]

bwwseik?..

[ordo]

bwwseik?..

Tik qailki.

Oley l zexryi...

[sybaritical]

Xw yflxsk.

Oley ...

[sybaritical]

ofw yfi hrbs aiy yfly ex fiui?

[Kiko Monchichi]

[Charlie Delta]

^awesome how that sort of had to start up slowly while it was loading and then went in overdrive!

[sidneylo]

Wf xw! Yezi yw nflxgi ywru ixnutqyewx...

[Kiko Monchichi]

kejxitaw yfi ciky qiukwx. Fwo ek yfiui ywjlt? Yfi hlby yfly E twr lz ciky lxj hiia ek jikeuij. Yflxs twr. E wqixij zt quwgulz hwu I-zlea, cry oeyf yfi zlea yfiui ek xw ly laa huwz kejxitaw. Yfi hlby yfly yfi xlsij qfwywgulqf ek kixy yw Sesw olk oueyyix. Uizizciu. Yflxs twr.

[sidneylo]

Olylkfe ol slolee jikr! Zwkfe zwkfe!

[wEstSidE]

i luv diz bitch....

new begz sun!!!

[Kiko Monchichi]

Olylkfe ol slolee jikr! Zwkfe zwkfe!

sluikfexe xlyyi sruiur?

[sidneylo]

sluikfexe xlyyi sruiur?

Fle! v () v

[Chicken]

e'z uila frxgut uegfy xwo. zltci e kfwraj giy kwzi qemml.

[sidneylo]

e'z uila frxgut uegfy xwo. zltci e kfwraj giy kwzi qemml.

Olvvl gw giy kwxo arcnf oeyf xi?