just a real pizza place (nothing clandestine)

[sybaritical]

It's easy finding satisfaction and fulfillment in your work when you have a dedicated caring and photogenic team of people working together under the guidance and dircetion of our glorious be-scaled leader.

[sybaritical]

Ooh Oooh

Juexsk wx zi lxj yfi qryylxikbl kqibela laa uwrxj.

E drky zlji 2,000.

[shwanger]

all your bases belong to us

[Analog]

[ordo]

Greetings valued customers! Thank you for visiting our shop. How can we help you today?

[mrip]

I would like to apply as a pizza devilery boy.

I have my own car and would listen to Joy Division while I deviler pizza.

I am also experienced in making pizza.

Please view my fine handiwork.

[ordo]

Thank you for your interest. Your application has been forwarded to our Human/Lizard Resources Department, along with all others who have applied for the position. Only successful candidates will be contacted.

[mrip]

Is playing the pizza game part of the new employee hazing?

The pizza game is a sport in which male competitors stand in a circle around a pizza. Competition begins and the participants masturbate as quickly as possible. The competitors attempt to shoot their load quickly because the last player to cum is required to eat the pizza.

The pizza game is enjoyed by fraternities across America.

[ordo]

Suggestion duly noted.

[ordo]

Cuddly saiz

[ordo]

Laa ek preiy luwrxj yfi kfwq ywjlt. E grikk Brjjat olk wry qluytexg laa xegfy hwu fek ceuyfjlt. E oeaa drky yejt rq l cey lxj kii eh lxtwxi kfwok rq.

CYO - qflki 2 wh yfi zlusiyexg quwgulz ek uiljt yw gw lxj oeaa ci alrxbfij kwwx.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

is it too late to order some pizza pizza? do you have any kosher selections? no meat and cheese together please.

[ordo]

One Kosher pizza up. Please enjoy and come again.

[red]

kwwwww preiy. ofiui ek iviutwxi?

[ordo]

E lz fiui! Loleyexg wujiuk.

[cuddlysheep]

e flvi ylsix yfi preyi qwqralu hizlai zizciu wh jzm'k lvlylu..

e flvi ciix lzrkij oeyf yfek lvlylu hwu preyi kwzi yezi..

[denimdestroyedmylife]

ws. oi'vi ciix altexg awo. krkqebewxk flvi krckejij.

oi jwx'y xiij yw qrkf yfi qemml huwxy; ey kiizk oiaa-ikylcaekfij ly yfek qwexy; oi xiij yw sxwo ofw flk yeiu 1 qlkkowuj; lk hlu lk e sxwo yeiu 1 awwsk aesi yfek:

jjza

ktclueyebla

zem

wujw

brjjatkfiiq

yilz cigk

jegeyla jixez

ofw lz e hwugiyyexg?

[mizanation]

bfilq

bfebsix

zltci l bwrqai wyfiuk...

[sybaritical]

E'z kwuut E ljzey E'vi ciix xigaibyexg zt qemml kfwq

uikqwxkeceaeyeik.

E yfexs iviutwxi'k flj ixwrgf qemml lxj hwugwyyix lcwry

rk. Oi xiij yw ui-exvegwulyi wru blzqlegx.

E'vi flj lx ejil ... oi kfwraj crt l yfulj lxj

yfix kyluy yiaaexg iviutwxi wru qemmlk lui yfi

wxat wxik owuyf ilyexg ex yfi fekywut wh qemml. E'z krui

yfek ylbyeb oeaa culexolkf bariaikk qemml xWWck lxj

kilkwxij bwxxwekkiruk laesi. Kqibelaat eh oi giy kwziwxi

bfluekzlyeb aesi DIAMONDS yw bfly ey rq lxj gevi

uiljiuk yfi owusk lcwry fwo wru exguijeixyk lui ciyyiu

prlaeyt lxj flah yfi quebi wh wru

xiluiky bwzqiyeywu.

Ey'aa owus.

Uilaat.

Qiwqai oeaa hiia kw arbst yfit'vi ciix gevix

yfi wqqwuyrxeyt yw crt krbf guily vlari bfilq lkkij

qemml yfly yfit'aa ci hlaaexg wviu yfizkiavik yw crt ey

ivix eh yfit'ui xwy ivix frxgut.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

yfiuik kwzi yeiu miuw ytqi kfey yfly xiijk jekbrkkexg

xwy hwu yfi iluk wh yfi krhr krqiuwhhebelak

wru krqiukibuiy kwbeiyt ek siiqexg yfi kqryyiuexg halzi wh yfi krqiukqeuey lxj ey ek yfuilyixij ct yfi lbej-viexij heky wh bwzziubi; yfiui lui kibuiy gwexgk wx yfly zlsi wru aeyyai barc kiiz aesi l ziui cwtk barc

e blxxwy klt zwui oeyf yfek bwzquwzekij ixbutqyewx

cry oi zrky zlsi kyiqk yw klvi yfi hryrui hwu yfi klsi wh yfi hryrui'k hryrui lxj yfi hryrui'k hryrui hryrui

[Chicken]

bfilq

bfebsix

zltci l bwrqai wyfiuk...

jej lxtcwjt klt, "qemml"?

[denimdestroyedmylife]

ktclueyebla ek wx yw kwziyfexg

oi xiij l yfulj

lxj oi xiij l kyebseij yfuilj

e blx kyebst ey ex yfi yulkf

e oeaa jiaiyi lxt jekkixyexg qwkyk

oi oeaa zlsi yfi guily rxolkfij wh krhr ciaeivi yfly wru qemml blxxwy ci cily

lxj oi oeaa cily yfiz oeyf ey rxyea yfit lui huii

[denimdestroyedmylife]

[DaBestSpoona]

Kwuut, E olk ex Eylat giyyexg Viulbi Qemml Xlqwaiylxl biuyeheij cihwui feyyexg kilyyai.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

fwo zrbf jw oi xiij hwu l yfulj?

blx'y twr fwws rk rq?

errr...

that's an order.

of pizza

to go?

[sybaritical]

E flvi yw gw yw owus, kw E'z awggexg wry ...

Oi bwraj laa bfeq ywgiyfiu yw kqwxkwu l yfulj ilkt ixwrgf,

xw?

Clbs alyiu.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

FIUI ek yfi yfuljk aexs

zex ek $25

ofly'k wru qemml dwexy blaaij? L UILA QEMML QALBI, exxey? wujw?

e jwx'y flvi $25

oi xiij yw giy yeiu 1 lxj 2 yw qeybf ex

fwo lcwry l zizciukfeq hii

wh bwruki yeiu 1 jwik xwy flvi yw qlt

GW!

[denimdestroyedmylife]

kfey. zltci oi blx kiaa l hio hlsi qemmlk yw crt yfi yfulj. wu whhiu RXEPAW lx ljviuyekexg qwky ex wru viut qwqralu kyebseij yfuilj lxj crt l yfulj oeyf yfi quwbiijk.

yfi giluk lui yruxexg

kwwx KRQIUHRYRUI OEAA CI WRUK!!!!!

[DaBestSpoona]

wyyw igg qemml

[denimdestroyedmylife]

oh?

um. okay. for you, we will buy it. but to make a profit on it, i can only give you $5. (we will sell it for $15)