just a real pizza place (nothing clandestine)

[sybaritical]

Mr wEstSidE?

Mr wEstSidE?

Time is a factor in these tests so please pay attention and answer as quickly and succinctly as you can.

[__3xL]

I just made 10 xxxLarge pepporoni and pineapple and banana pepper pizzas for myself and drank 4 2-liters ....

is this coming out of my pay ?

If so I quit

[sybaritical]

^ Fi'k flvexg l alrgf, uegfy?

[ordo]

E ciaeivi kw.

[sybaritical]

OI!

Numéro.

Orders from above.

You got ten minutes.

Collect your stuff and sling yer hook.

[wEstSidE]

So, Mr, um... WeSTsidE, I believe you said your name was... what are your qualifications that lead you to believe that you would be well suited to the rigors of life as a virtual Pizza Delivery boy?

i don't like pizza very much, so i won't embezzle. have own car with insurance. don't mind "other payment methods" can work 7 days a week.

[ordo]

i don't like pizza very much, so i won't embezzle. have own car with insurance. don't mind "other payment methods" can work 7 days a week.

You seem to spend a lot of time on the internets. How do we know that you won't sacrifice quality service for your post count?

[wEstSidE]

i only spend time on the internet when i'm not working or don't have anything to do at work. i'm embarased of post coutn

[mizanation]

xiviu yurky lxtwxi ofw oiluk micul qlxyk.

[sybaritical]

Yfiui'k xw olt fi'k iviu giyyexg yfi dwc cry oi blx julo yfi prikyewxk wry lxj kyuexg fez lawxg hwu l ofeai.

Ofly lcwry uij? Jej twr wu Jiijii gevi fez yfi sxwoaijgi?

[mizanation]

xwy e, cry e ciaeivi fi ek kibuiy kwbeiyt zlyiuela. zrky flvi ciix yfi aemluj. kw, e yfexs ey'k drky ktc, wujw, bwyywx jrbs, uij, yfi aemluj lxj ztkiah.

[will_i_am]

jej e drky giy sebsij wry?

damn.

[sybaritical]

ZWyfiuhrbsiu.

Oeaa iviutwxi ofw'k gwy yfi bwji drky qailki uleki yfieu

flxj?

Diiiim.

[will_i_am]

e oexsij lxj ywrbfij zt xwki!

e qry ex zt owus lauiljt

[ordo]

E flvi yfi bwji!

[mizanation]

oeaa, zt clj!

[will_i_am]

e blx'y kylt zlj ly twr zem.

[ordo]

e blx'y kylt zlj ly twr zem.

Yfly ek ciblrki fi zegfy sebs twru lkk - ly ailky wx ivejixbi wh yfi JJ+1 yfuilj.

[ordo]

Kw ofly kfwraj twr jw oeyf Westside? Siiq kyuexgexg fez lawxg? Ofly jwik yfi Guily Aemluj klt wx yfi zlyyiu? Lxj ofly wh Uij?

[wEstSidE]

yes am deliver pizza;

[sybaritical]

Ofiui inlbyat ek yfi aemluj?

Yilkexg Oikykeji lex'y gwexg xwofiui.

Ofly lcwry Jane?

[mizanation]

oikykeji ek rkiaikk yw rk. ofix fi ek kixy wry hwu bwviuy wqiulyewxk, fek micul qlxyk gevi fez lolt exkylxyat, bwzquwzekexg wru bwviu.

uij ek l guily lkkiy yw wru wqiulyewx. fi ek l hwuziu zeaeylut wqiulyevi ex wsexlol. lk l krxhawoiu, fi blx caixj exyw lxt glujix keyrlyewx. fi quwvejik xryueyewrk lxj jiaebewrk kiijk lxj ofix kpriimij, fi kqiok ofwaikwzi wea.

[sybaritical]

Ofw'k gwxxl exhwuz Oikykeji fi jwikx'y zlsi yfi bry.

E'j krggiky 1 uwrxj wh Uwbs qlqiu kbekkwuk vel QZ yw owus ey

wry cry E'z biuylex yfly'j ci yww bwzqain.

[mizanation]

jihexeyiat yww bwzqain.

aiy'k drky oley yeaa fi awkik exyiuiky lxj ailvik yfi qemml kfwq.

[ordo]

Oi bwraj quwclcat kyuexg fez lawxg hwu l ofeai tiy. E lguii yfly fi owraj xwy owus oiaa ex bwviuy wqk, cry fi kyeaa zegfy flvi fek rkik. Fi kiizk yw flvi l kyuwxg gulkq wh layiuxlyi alxgrlgik.

[ordo]

CYO - oi xiij yw rqjlyi wru Kwbeiyt kegxlyrui aexi yw Viukewx 3 ixbutqyewx, cry E flvi hwugwy ofly wru lbyrla yeyai ivix ek lxtzwui.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

westside kfwraj zlx yfi qemml kfwq

kezqai ixwrgf dwc, ikq. bwxkejiuexg fek uikiaal-lkk-xexdl clbsguwrxj

krqaizi qemmlk

[denimdestroyedmylife]

ordo

e lz cigexxexg yw owxjiu eh yfi exvekecai keg ek gevexg rk lolt

zltci yfi keg kfwraj uilj:

qemml barc

ex qalex ixgaekf

[ordo]

Jwxi......

ordo

e lz cigexxexg yw owxjiu eh yfi exvekecai keg ek gevexg rk lolt

zltci yfi keg kfwraj uilj:

qemml barc

ex qalex ixgaekf

[mizanation]

fwo lcwry, "oi lui xwy qluy wh l krcviukevi, zeaeylxy kibuiy kwbeiyt. oi lui drky l hlsi qemml kfwq."