Bacon and Grits

[JustHaja]

You know its really weird but it seems the older I get the more I slowly fall in love with myself. I know it sounds completely conceited and self absorbed and it probably is but its true.....what can i say?? Im stronger,smarter,funnier,prettier, sexier by the second!!! Im not kidding here people you can set your watch to it..lol.... With so much hate out in the world I think that even the most patheic,depressed loser out there has to like 1 thing about themselves. whether its something as small as having the ability to laugh at yourself, is a virtue as priceless and rare as colored diamonds. So sufu ers` I invite you...no dare you!! to share one or more things you love about you but would probably never tell anyone.......shhhh...I wont tell:p

[aziz]

Defintely sexier...sex in a jungle gym parking lot?? Or that closet incident...

I love my bass playing skillz

EDIT- Oh ShiT by DA seCond?????!

[homi29]

oh diamonds is rare and priceless alright

[Guest DUM]

rare as colored diamonds.

[JustHaja]

lol ...this is what i get for posting high

[homi29]

bad girl

and u know what bad girls get

[homme.homme]

interesting tags

[Guest DUM]

Ew. Fuck The Game. You can't put him next to De La.

[onemancult]

i am actually really, really arrogant and don't think i'm of capable of doing anything wrong.

[rome1]

I love my huge _______...

[Guest DUM]

I love attention.

[capn jazzcore]

weed life baby.

[mr fluffernutter]

I love this thread

[ProfMonnitoff]

I'm invincible. No matter what I do, how fucked up a situation I get my dumb ass into, I always make it out unscarred. I love that.

[red]

I love my huge _______...

keyboard???????

[keagan]

[the wit of the staircase]

i wish this thread were actually about grits.

[rome1]

^^red, i'm glad somebody tried to use their imagination and fill in the blank.

[cureOne]

keagan your hair looks pretty fucked up and burnt from all that flat ironing you do to it

[cureOne]

also if you hit escape you can stop the gif

[JustHaja]

bad girl

and u know what bad girls get

Is it what I think it is....or what I hope it is???

on a side note...keagan ....nice teeth..and yes I do know how weird that sounds:o

[onemancult]

Is it what I think it is....or what I hope it is???

1 free voucher for a mustache and mechanical bull ride.

[JustHaja]

lol....what!!??!!

[onemancult]

shhh, baby, its ok... just let the Onemancult take you on a skin-grilling tour of savory sensations, body calibration, frenzied copulation, female ejaculation, and orgasm celebration.

[mizanation]

omc is like the barry white of sufu. either that or don king.

[baskew]

I really hoped this was about everyone who lives grits.

[mizanation]

i love grits. especially cheese grits. two slices of american cheese over some salted grits with a dash of butter. stir in an fried egg over-easy. sop it up with some toast. can't beat that with a bat.

[Thorns]

I can drink half my body weight in beer.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

Where do they have the best grits? Some of the best grits I ever had was on an Amtrak train from Chicago to N.O. So fucking good. I might have been high. I forget.

[mizanation]

man, the best grits are in the south. go to any breakfast spot below the mason-dixon line and you can get a nice bowl of grits and some nice beef sausage or as haja prefers, bacon.