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3. i'm all beefcake, not poundcake. get it straight son- that's a teensy onesize korean shirt i'm wearing, can you see my nipples?

45r. i ate that white baby faster than you could spell out the abbreviation of my sn.

a little sriracha on that slick six year young snatch and you've got a tasty treat that

no chinatown bus pit stop could beat.

anybody wanna cuddle?

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man when those british sluts say naughty in shotbykern i just fucking gain fifteen pounds of backed-up semen that i have to let out over the course of two weeks.

i guess wearing a Medium is kind of gross.... where i can i get some meal bars?

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youre lucky. my shit comes out and i cant hold it. fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk...

you can cop them at your local supermarket. if one bar doesnt satisfy you make sure you smoke a cigarette if the bar is too much make sure to throw it up. PM me for advice on how to make yourself throw up.

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It is easier than it looks! Get so busy that you forget to eat a few meals here and there, or get really depressed, that works, too! Stop eating red meat. Or get new parents and inherit their genetics, that's what really worked for me, parents.

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apparently, i'm only allowed special k meal replacement bars until my weight is SuFu approved.

does special k make pork belly flavored bars?

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apparently, i'm only allowed special k meal replacement bars until my weight is SuFu approved.

does special k make pork belly flavored bars?

maybe in Jp... we'll see if jmatsu can get some shipped over to us via EMS.

fwiw, i think you look good. (I'd still dookie).

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i agree with cletus, depression is definately the best way to shed some pounds...

omc you should join us for the DMZ meet-up as we will be filling ourselves with tasty grilled pork belly and beer.

liberation I think you need to resize that shit.

^DMZ meetup #1 has happened and with great success, I might add. We opted out of pork and went for beers at Hooters to see if Korean breasts exist and wandered around some more, whilst looking steezy.

azn8oi has a couple related pictures that he'll post later...

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sleazie and omceezy for life.

fo sho, fo sho... i honestly can't wait to get back to NYC. I fuckin' run dat shit.

dismal please have aznboi post pics, or else all of my posts from this thread will be deleted. Glad to hear that it was a success. Please PM all names of those who paid for sex. thanks.

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man when those british sluts say naughty in shotbykern

fuck, i misread this as "british sluts saying shoryuken" and i nutted instantly

also what the fuck sufu

omc only comes full flavor

none of that ultra light bullshit

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british sluts saying shoryuken

i just got my grandmother pregnant in the past i nutted so hard after reading this.

fuck size 23 aprils. sizing up twice to 35 uniqlo skinnies for le slouch is what its all about.

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yeah man too bad nobody else showed up... lol

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You guys lose. Jane and Red in the same picture would've been pretty next level.

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