sufu jerkoff-athon

[thomas_highstreet]

time to share a story.

once, when i was 15 and bored, i decided to jack. and jack i did.

i jacked furiously, i jacked softly, i jacked with intent, and i jacked lackadaisically.

i jacked for about 25 minutes to some of the most jack-worthy porn a man has

ever known.

upon climax, my eyes closed, and i exploded forth with seed...

and the shot proceeded to fly straight up in the air, hang there in suspended animation

as i stared at this mysterious flying globule of spermatozoa, and then land on my face.

...

i was fucking some girl once, her on top for the climax, just as i was gonna bust i pulled her up off me and shot right over her body straight in my face. that was mad gay. funny though.

i cant remember my first jiminy christmas, i do remember however once, thinking i needed a piss, and this wierd white shit shot out and bubbled through the water.. that was either some nasty infection, or my first white tears adventure reacting with the bleach in a freshly cleaned lavatory. i was gonna tell my dad, but i just kept it as my little secret. id probably been playing with my cock all day.

[mojinho]

i was fucking some girl once, her on top for the climax, just as i was gonna bust i pulled her up off me and shot right over her body straight in my face. that was mad gay. funny though.

i cant remember my first jiminy christmas, i do remember however once, thinking i needed a piss, and this wierd white shit shot out and bubbled through the water.. that was either some nasty infection, or my first white tears adventure reacting with the bleach in a freshly cleaned lavatory. i was gonna tell my dad, but i just kept it as my little secret. id probably been playing with my cock all day.

classic . . .

[thomas_highstreet]

i jacked off not only in my ex girl's mouth, but in her tuna fish sandwich...

when we broke up i told her, but she didn't believe me.

hahahaha.. man. special tuna mayo.

well i did this one bitch ass to mouth and was all peter north ''lick that off'' and shit. beat that.