Kwik E Mart

[Tarmac]

[Guest DUM]

There's a full Kwik E Mart in Seattle, my friend went...but I think all 7-11's are getting most of the products.

I had some Krusty-O's this morning. I'm going to have some right now actually.

[mrip]

I'm going to go to the one in Mountain View tomorrow for free Slurpee Day.

[Dex_star]

how convienent... free slurpee day when they are now technically called squishees

"yea, get as much slurpee as you want. Wait what are you doing? Those? No, no, those are squishees."

those tricky marketers

[My Name]

"yea, get as much slurpee as you want. Wait what are you doing? Those? No, no, those are squishees."

F.Y.I. The quote is much more enjoyable if you imagine Apu saying it.

[samsikle]

samsikle & ralph..sikle. i was giggling at everything at that store

[onemancult]

besides the doughnuts, krusty-os, and buzz cola.... what else is there?

the fuggin' squishees are just slurpees with a different name, and geeking

out over that is fucking stupid. they didnt even introduce a new flavor.

no duff beer either, when duff beer actually exists, too! kind of weak.

[swooc]

One donut for $8.50 only??

Do they sell 1 yr old hot dogs covered in dust and bandages?

[onemancult]

dear cactuar,

its a box o' donuts for 8.50

[stadsvandringar]

I love that 7-11 is embracing this when they have such a negative portrayal of the kwik-e-mart on the show. Price gouging? Selling past date items? Being constantly robbed? That's the image they want to show?

[Tiranis]

Yay, there's one in Vancouver... will have to check it out.

I love that 7-11 is embracing this when they have such a negative portrayal of the kwik-e-mart on the show. Price gouging? Selling past date items? Being constantly robbed? That's the image they want to show?

Your point being? It's clearly great marketing strategy, as anyone can see...

[lilodxd]

i went to the one in new york, it wasn't as great as i hoped it would be. it'd be nicer if it was in one of the outer boroughs, so it'd have less of an urban surrounding (times square). i got a squishee. there were no special donuts, krusty-o's, buzz colas, or duff beers. eh.

[rome1]

I love that 7-11 is embracing this when they have such a negative portrayal of the kwik-e-mart on the show. Price gouging? Selling past date items? Being constantly robbed? That's the image they want to show?

wait?? what? that not how your 7-11 is??? :eek:

[MiniW]

props to the creators of the simpsons for trying to squeeze that last penny out of their creation that went past its prime 5-7 years ago. (p.s. I predict that the movie wil suck as well)

[rome1]

how many calories you think is in one of those donughts???

they look huge!

[polishmike]

I'm surprised none of the beer companies jumped on this yet. I know Duff beer exists but I can tottaly see a 30-pack of Miller Lite with Homer on it being a frat boy's dream.

[Tarmac]

props to the creators of the simpsons for trying to squeeze that last penny out of their creation that went past its prime 5-7 years ago. (p.s. I predict that the movie wil suck as well)

I remember when the Simpsons THX trailer came out in the 90s, I was sure it was for their soon-to-be-released movie. That was over 10 years ago.

[Jpreme87]

dont the employees have the same uniform apu wears?

[englandmj7]

Ha hah. I was at the exact one Tarmac posted about 8 hours ago on my way to a damned Harvey Porter showing.......meh.

I'm going to go to the one in Mountain View tomorrow for free Slurpee Day.

Free Slurpees here today??? Details please.

dont the employees have the same uniform apu wears?

Funniest part of this is that at the one in my town, all the clerks were dark Indian guys wearing these uniforms.

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

it's 7/11 today. free slurpees

[yuljo]

Sample cup size slurpees though, sadly.

[Tarmac]

dont the employees have the same uniform apu wears?

yes, this month only

[TokenIndianKid]

Bart and Milhouse are supposed to be sitting on the roof of the quik e mart, those employees were just lazyfucks and didnt put them up there haha

[homi29]

besides the doughnuts, krusty-os, and buzz cola.... what else is there?

the fuggin' squishees are just slurpees with a different name, and geeking

out over that is fucking stupid. they didnt even introduce a new flavor.

no duff beer either, when duff beer actually exists, too! kind of weak.

wait where the hell can u get duff beer

[rome1]

^^ curious too, just did a quick search for it and came up empty handed??? what gives?

[onemancult]

my mistake, it is actually an energy drink.

the cans look exactly like Duff beer cans, except, it just says DUFF on front.

[Guest DUM]

wikipedia says some brand of beer tried to make DUFF BEER but was sued or something.

[homi29]

anyone know if theres any of these converted stores in the GTA arae?

[sean_]

thats what im wondering, i want some motherfucking krusty-os

i would be able to die a happy man if they introduced a chutney flavoured squishee, or a hallucination inducing all syrup one

[polishmike]

I thought they made Duff beer in Australia or somewhere where the copyright didn't apply. I think it was few years ago so it might be gone now.