WTB: Anything slim

[airportlobbytx]

i would like to purchase a pair of slim fitting jeans. also slim fitting shoes. also slim fitting shirts and suits. yo, but no homo. also, slim fitting slacks that make my ass look nice.

i'm a little bit big boned though. but slim clothes will make me look slim, right? i got some pants that i can only zip half way up. they look pretty sweet. and they stretch, right?

does anyone know where i can get clothes that fit "slim." I tried sizing down at the Gap. it looks pretty cool. i'm gonna go get in the tub and try to shrink these khakis and polo. pm me if you wanna sell me some apcs. but how will my friends know they're apcs if they don't say apc on the pocket? would it look cool if i stitched apc on the pocket? they fit slim, right? i need to size down, right? my mom says i can spend $25 this time! how much shrinkage can i expect? no homo! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[homme.homme]

lame.

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[keagan]

i thought it was funny.

how big is your penis?

[herpsky]

can i screw my peen into your big gaping hole

[dunkin deeznuts]

Virginia Slims

Jack Rabbit Slims

Slim Shady....please stand up..please stand up.....