My Tokyo Blog (well, sort of)

[herpsky]

I Hate You

[herpsky]

I Hate You

[thomas_highstreet]

hahah jus send one. better getting the ridicule now than traveling an hour in the heat.

[Guest jmatsu]

I Hate You

fuck you! i'm trying to help out!

in all seriousness, you need her pic in order to decide (the easiest way to get it is by sending your's). based on her looks (not just fucking another man's wife...which is pretty cool), is she worth the time and effort??

btw what is the name of her 1 year old?

[thomas_highstreet]

hahaha

you two are fucking terrible.

leave your peko-rinko's in your pants

[Guest jmatsu]

hahaha

you two are fucking terrible.

leave your peko-rinko's in your pants

well it makes sense. herp covets and fucks this adultress, they both end up in h-e-double hockey sticks and are thus forced to fuck for eternity.

[Guest jmatsu]

hahaha

you two are fucking terrible.

leave your peko-rinko's in your pants

lol

this coming from the guy who constantly farted on and returned his mail order bride to be.

[thomas_highstreet]

haha nah man.. i just sent her back to get her teeth sorted

[thomas_highstreet]

just playing.. nah.. she just spending some time with her fam. she stil wifey *ha-to* (hiragana)

[Guest jmatsu]

haha nah man.. i just sent her back to get her teeth sorted

is dentistry stereotypically better in japan or england????

[thomas_highstreet]

ahh good point actually.. were both stereotypically bad..

i think it goes a bit like this (stereotype);

japanese have fucked teeth geneticly, like, too many on the row and shit..

english just dont bother cleaning them shits

alot of japanese aquaintances of mine do tend to have dental quarms though.. but my girls teeth are fine.. but i guess like 60-70% of the japanese people i know have a bit wierd teeth.. some are mad fucked.. no uniformity atall. its a free for all in there

[herpsky]

i need to shave and send her the pic...

i feel like ima get rejected

she sounds like YOU (that thirty something japanese tv personality)

[Guest jmatsu]

i need to shave and send her the pic...

i feel like ima get rejected

she sounds like YOU (that thirty something japanese tv personality)

i fucking love/worship YOU-tan. hopefully she looks like her too!!!

[Guest jmatsu]

alot of japanese aquaintances of mine do tend to have dental quarms though.. but my girls teeth are fine.. but i guess like 60-70% of the japanese people i know have a bit wierd teeth.. some are mad fucked.. no uniformity atall. its a free for all in there

genetically everyone's teeth start out the same. flouride wasn't imported into japan until what? the 60's or 70's i think?

[thomas_highstreet]

er.. yeah, but im young, most of my friends were born early 80s..

no excuses car-crash-beaver mouth

[Guest jmatsu]

er.. yeah, but im young, most of my friends were born early 80s..

no excuses car-crash-beaver mouth

sorry austin powers, i was born in 1975.

[thomas_highstreet]

there is genetic variation and mutation..

i myself actually had 2 extra teeth in the row when i was a kid, i got them shits chopped out of my gum line..

[thomas_highstreet]

sorry austin powers, i was born in 1975.

whatever tamajakshu chinko

[Guest jmatsu]

whatever tamajakshu chinko

you bloody tart.

autin powers was recieved pretty well in jap and n. america. i assume it was offensive in england. thomas what is your take on it? silly enough to be satire or just stupidly offensive?

after you answer this, we have to get this thread on track! herp, what are you too good for tokyo bitches or something?!?

[herpsky]

young as in like 15?

[Guest jmatsu]

young as in like 15?

i don't really follow, but 15 is good! kind of bothersome, but why not?

[thomas_highstreet]

15 and a half buta face.

yeh i dunno.. i dont think british people found it atall offensive.. alot of our comedy has been loosely based on taking the piss out of ourselves for years.

the only thing that i could see as a problem is that americans for some reason think all british people got fucked teeth.. which isnt true atall.

i think in america that pearly white smile is a very important status symbol. in the uk i dont think that is such an important factor in our lives. i mean, most of my friends have got sound teeth, but they arent like those gleeming glow in the dark white shits from the american adverts.

anyway back on track..

busu-kawaii gonna get laid?

[herpsky]

i didnt get laid

its a long story and i sorta opted for NOT getting laid

it was a very interesting day

i still want that SA @ Yellow Ruby Omotesando

[Pandemonium]

aw, should've opted for.

milf milf milf milf milf milf mifl milf.

did she offer it though?

[DaBestSpoona]

i need to shave and send her the pic...

i feel like ima get rejected

she sounds like YOU (that thirty something japanese tv personality)

I love that old broad too! u met this chick on telephone club didnt you?

[herpsky]

i met her thru jmatsu

[Guest jmatsu]

i met her thru jmatsu

i thought we were pals! i haven't been able to contact my wife lately. i though it was the time difference...but when i read this thread i put 2 &2 together!

i know where your rich aunt lives!!!!!!!!!!! i hate harajuku, don't make me go there!

[herpsky]

she wasn't really doable

lets just put it this way

[Guest jmatsu]

she wasn't really doable

lets just put it this way

dude, so you made the treck down there? what? was she fat or something?

i thought you were bakudanshorihan.

[herpsky]

im no bakudan shori guy.

-this broad was sleeping with a different man every week b/c she feels lonely

-she has some mental problems

-it just felt so wrong

-wasnt a total milf - the sha-mail fucked me over

-we just talked and i left... i went to shimokitazawa afterwards, which sucked