favorite line from a rap song?

[questionmarked]

i feel like just about the whole "Stakes Is High" song is elligble.

[hollywood cole]

get in the car and don't touch nothin' sit in the car

let's discuss somethin'

either we lovin' or i'll see you tomorrow

-cam'ron

that was Juelz actually

they was frontin'before but now they seein that we seri-oss

this ain't a peace talk, so muthafucka save your suite talk for reservations at the Marriott

- Tiggalo

[Lloyd]

"Now you tell me how you can live in an apartment, with the pieces

of a person, rotting away with decay and not know?"

"I was totally sick, to tell the truth"

"Washing bones, why were you washing bones?"

"Cause they were smelly"

Think about it, if you was there standing looking at me

What would you do, if I hit your face with dog doodoo?

Smear purple flies on your forehead

Spit in your salad, vomit on your brother's breakfast

Take your ass outside, burn your mother's house

Bring pet mice, and scare your sister with my gray mouse

Then drop him under the bed, and leave him there dead

Take out your parakeet, with scissors, clip his head

Then get the charcoal, whassup, burn your dog's legs

Walk by the barbershop, and hit the glass with eggs

Then go in the club and dance, mix the alcohol

Great with roach spray, here's a drink, have a ball

Dance to the music, watch it party pooper

Yeah, you know...

I'm destructive

that line always makes me laff.

that's kool keith/dr octagon btw guys.

[westkoastanostra]

i have so many favorites but one that i really like is

ahh, who wanna bet us that we don't touch leathers

Stack cheddars forever, live treacherous all the et ceteras

To the death of us, me and my confidants, we shine

You feel the ambiance, y'all niggaz just rhyme

By the ounce dough accumulates like snow

We don't just shine, we illuminate the whole show;-jay z

[soap]

Hey

You

Get off my cloud

You don't know me and you don't know my style

-mef

[Magnus]

Life's not a bitch, life is a beautiful woman

You only call her a bitch because she won't let you get that pussy

from daylight by aesop rock

[will_i_am]

some of the lines are off.

but.

so i'm watching her fine ass.

walk to my bedroom.

and thought to myself thats the shape of things to come

she said

why in the club you don't make it precipitate

you know

make it rain when you can make it thunderstorm

i'm like why

the world needs sun

the hood needs funds

there's a war going on and half the battle is guns

how dare i throw it on the floor

when people are poor

so i write like edgar allen to restore

got a cord

umbilical

attached to a place that can't afford no landscaping or window draping

this old lady told me if i ain't got nothing good

say nathan

thats why i don't talk much

i swear it don't cost much to pay attention to me

i tell it like it is then i tell it how it could be

the hood be

requesting my services

oh don't get nervous it's

step your game up time

these aint them same old rhymes

designed to have you dancing in some club

niggas rock to me

women be off in their tub

exfoliating

with they pom poms

yelling go 3000

i'm in my world bumping 100 miles and running

running running running

summon

woman

come in

sit down

heard you need some plumbing

done and

i'm in

a swell mood

or rather swoll mood

until she told me that she told dude

that she'll be back shes going to the store

i didnt know she had a boyfriend

so the door

i pointed her to

i said call me when y'all break up

i dont fuck nobody bitch

and never on the jacob

know what time it is

nigga just trying to live

like a nigga supposed to live

if i still drank that malt liquor

i pour the beer

on the ground for niggas not around

i started off starving

now they got me out here brett farving

trying to see if i still got it

i guess it's like a right thing about it

-andre3000

[heckster12]

"Built the tolerance, now it's more that I consume it

When it boards up my room, the world's whores will croon in unison

Unify the eulogy, autopsy pages read euthanasia, I-E : irony

But here I be within a pool of my drool

Sedated, windows dilated, comatose, life overdose

Tell Jacob Miles to keep it wild style

I promise I'll smile

And check the floor, God's got nice tile

Tell Jacob Mile to keep that shit wild style

And I'll smile

And check the floor, God's got nice tile"

-sluggo

[ktothe]

At a thousand degree Celsius I make MC's melt

Fuck my record label I appear courtesy of myself

[flex0r]

Inspectah Deck - Hollow Bones

Fleeing the crime scene speeding

Beefing leaving behind cream

Not even peeping that I was leaking

Won't see the precinct just got a recent case beaten

[tommodonahue]

I ain't hardcore, I don't pack a 9 millimeter

Most of y'all gangster rappers ain't hardcore neither

binary star - honest expression

[r_mutt]

"I swim laps around the English Channel / Neptunes, I got a cocker spaniel. ... NORE from SUPERTHUG

[surfed57]

'Gon get it over with, oh what if, you were in my loafers then

You might be the dope but I would flush it down the toilet

Like the boys in blue, when they come through with them boots

And they kickin down the do', and they don't care who they shoot

But we do care who they shoot, so we do what we must do

So we act like we run track, then we run straight to the back

But they comin from the back, so we run back to the front

They say get down on ya knees we say what the fuck you want?!

andre 3000

[RAISED BY WOLVES]

"I swim laps around the English Channel / Neptunes, I got a cocker spaniel. ... NORE from SUPERTHUG

If anyone legitamately remembers the interview Nore did in Life Sucks Die magazine, and his discussion of this line (which for the record is transcribed incorrectly, it's: Neptunes GOT a cocker spaniel) I will PM them a special gift.

That remains one of the best pieces of "hiphop journalism" (shudder...) ever printed...

[cheep]

a blowjob is still a job/ and im gonna work my ass off

word .

[magus1234]

I don't capsize boats but I got crews flippin

-Cunninlynguists

[Ian Smith]

Are those bugle boy jeans?

Hell no ho you know they polo

-Trick Daddy

[noseparade]

peace to me is loaded under my seat

-the coup

[Wacka]

"Where there are cheese there are rats. Wherever there are rats there are cats. Wherever there are cats there are dogs. If you got the dogs, you got bitches. Bitches always out to put they paws on ya' riches. If you got riches you got glitches. If you got glitches in ya' life computer turn it off and then reboota, now ya back on. Can't just put the cap on the old bottle once you pop it that will spoil it, gone and drink it and enjoy it. " - Andre 3000, Millionaire

[cyberPUNK]

up in that ass with the resurrection.

[ctrlaltelite]

"That's all you ever said to me, thought that could hold me \

Remember when I long-dicked you and broke your ovary?"

- ghostface ghostface!!!

[Mattjay]

rock you in your face, stab your brain with your nosebone.

lol not really. but its memorable for some reason.

[ichapelle]

rappers is talkin to me as if

we in the same boat i tell em quick no i move coke

and you and i dont share no common bonds

so forgive me if i dont recieve you with open arms

it shames me to no end

to feed poison to those who could very well be my kin

but when theres demand someone will supply

so i feed them their need at the same time cry

yes it pains me to see them need this

all of them lost souls and im their jesus

it gets even better

deepest regret and sympathy to the streets

i see them pay for their fix when their kids couldn't eat

and with that in mind, I still didn't quit

and thats how I know that I ain't shit

but thats aside from the fact

I live for my kids and theirs and them youngins after that

now that's the coldest

[tanqueray]

"The raw deal, plus i'm realer than ponography,

Now here's a nasty mouth you couldn't picture with photography"

-Ill Biskits

[adidassler]

"higher than the Goodyear Blimp

We eat so many shrimp"

-Three 6 Mafia

hahah

[Skall]

Just think of all the people that you knew in the past

that passed on, they in heaven, found peace at last

Picture a place that they exist, together

There has to be a place better than this, in heaven

So right before I sleep, dear God, what I'm askin

Remember this face, save me a place, in thug's mansion

-tupac

[rondz]

Holocaust, black man whose veins littered with thorns

Back-smack you so hard all your seeds'll be born deformed

-Holocaust/Warcloud

[kuhui]

This ain't no tall order, this is nothing to me

Difficult takes a day, impossible takes a week

I do this in my sleep

jay-z

[ruprecht]

So don't even come with that sixty-nine hun,

Like I told ya last week, sixty-eight an I owe ya one.

pooba

[FAM0US.]

" I'm sittin in the crib dreamin about killin ya

with machine guns, shotties, and desert E dilligers

putting a bullet as big as a battery through a niggaz anatomy "

-Fabolous