Yo man how I make eggs?///

[Guest Airjamie]

Seriously....everyone left and all we have is eggs...just like step by step tell me how to make them shits.

[Darkadious]

if you don't break them open with your dick, the eggs will taste like shit.

[Guest Airjamie]

Yo so like, just like whip them shits with my pecker? Or get it hard and like swing it? WTF

[evilgeniusdan]

Steps

1. Break egg open with dick

2. Stir yolk (with dick if you choose)

3. Pour into frying pan on stovetop

4. Wait

5. Use a spatula (dick) to move your eggs around a bit

6. Consume

And remember, if you want scrambled eggs that are creamier, you have to cook at a lower temp for a longer time. You can also add a little milk into the yolk mixture. Have a fun time opening the milk carton with your dick.

[Guest Airjamie]

how do i break it wiff my dick?????????PICS?

[Darkadious]

do it like you do baseball.

[Roflcopterpwnsyou]

how do i break it wiff my dick?????????PICS?

If it's not instinctive then yo dick ain't big enough. You can microwave that shit if you can't use a frying pan too. Don't taste as good though.

[Guest Airjamie]

You can microwave that shit if you can't use a frying pan too.

My dick??????? Yo man you on some weird sado shit like that um...them dudes that all putting antennas in their peckers and are all IT HURTS SO GOOD. Nigga how can having a metal rod shoved in your dickhole in ay concievable way be GOOD? I mean, besides like, say if like....i dont know there is no way that could be good.

[Fabulaz]

Slap it on the egg like you would on a chicks face. If it doesn't crack open in 3 smacks, get a cock ring and try again.

[Roflcopterpwnsyou]

My dick??????? Yo man you on some weird sado shit like that um...them dudes that all putting antennas in their peckers and are all IT HURTS SO GOOD. Nigga how can having a metal rod shoved in your dickhole in ay concievable way be GOOD? I mean, besides like, say if like....i dont know there is no way that could be good.

Yo...what the fuck just happened? On that note, I once opened a book on sex in barnes and noble and saw a drawing of a finger being pushed into a peehole. It was the last time I would ever open a book on sex.

[dennisk]

if there isn't enough egg white to your liking, you can add it with your dick

[feather]

And remember, if you want scrambled eggs that are creamier, you have to cook at a lower temp for a longer time. You can also add a little milk into the yolk mixture. Have a fun time opening the milk carton with your dick.

Who needs milk when you can just come in the eggs already.

[buffalocloud7]

Slap it on the egg like you would on a chicks face. If it doesn't crack open in 3 smacks, get a cock ring and try again.

damn! hahaha