I've been drinking whiskey

[airportlobbytx]

So, as stated, I've been drinking whiskey and came to the inevitable conclusion that there should be a thread in which people who have been touched by enthusiasm for life and inspiration (in a bottle) may post their thoughts before the mood passes (i.e., sobriety arrives).

I'm thinking, man, this new Art Brut record has rocked my socks off. I mean - they're all the way off!

[thelion1856]

then you might have whisky dick.

[Dick Danger]

If you have a digital scale that measures at least to the tenth, more is better but that will do, it's easier to get an idea of how much a shit weighs. Jump on the scale, shit, repeat. Do the math and that's how much the shit weighs. Much easier than fishing the thing out of the toilet to weigh it.

[Tyro1]

Have you heard the new Whiskey Go Gos album?

It's great

[airportlobbytx]

Whiskey dick is just a scare tactic invented by Southern Baptists to keep you from enjoying the pleasures of booze. Either that or a synonym for exhaustion.

[thelion1856]

so im guessing you already looked at porn on the net jerked off and found this whisky dick thing to be untrue.

[airportlobbytx]

so im guessing you already looked at porn on the net jerked off and found this whisky dick thing to be untrue.

I'm guessing you're a pederast who can only achieve erection at the thought of small boys, and thus explain your impotency to adult partners as this mythical "whiskey dick." Anyway, that's my guess.

[masuerte]

Yummmmmmmm... dick.

I mean whiskey.

[thelion1856]

take a joke airport.

[airportlobbytx]

take a joke airport.

Ah, you denigrated two marvelous things - whiskey and onanism. Some things we must hold dear.

[Larry Bird]

i want to drink whisky and jump off the cliffs at lake travis...then drink more whisky and float down the guadalupe...you know what im talken about airportlobbytx

[cheep]

Whiskey dick is just a scare tactic invented by Southern Baptists to keep you from enjoying the pleasures of booze. Either that or a synonym for exhaustion.

im going for exaustion... ive had whiskey dick many times, but usually at 3 or 4 in the morning.

[sybaritical]

Huzzah!

Airport, I'd rep you if I could.

[airportlobbytx]

i want to drink whisky and jump off the cliffs at lake travis...then drink more whisky and float down the guadalupe...you know what im talken about airportlobbytx

It's summer time. These things are possible, and indeed, encouraged. (But be careful with the drinking and cliff-jumping - people do die, usuallly climbing back up to the top.)

A friend of mine made a recording of all the drunk messages left on her voice mail in a year - it was great... and scary! I thought a similar thread could have potential - drunk postings.

[superdupersang]

take a joke airport.

taken out of context, this sentence really brings up powerfully surreal images.

[munkyballz]

For some reason, this thread is making me thirsty. It may taste like shit, but pass me down a Maker's Mark. Mmm...nothing like the aftertaste of vomit and the feeling of a limp dick 6 hours later.