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I wish I could menstruate. If I could menstruate, I wouldn't have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. I'd just be able to count down from my previous cycle. Plus I'd be more in tune with the moon and the tides.

"Only the Phoenix rises and does not descend.

And everything changes.

And nothing is truly lost."

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"I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world."

--Albert Einstein.

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Jesus Quintana: You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.

The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

The Dude: Jesus.

Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus

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"People who see life as anything but pure entertainment are missing the point" -George Carlin

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"Gott ist tot! Gott bleibt tot! Und wir haben ihn getötet!"

- Friedrich Nietzsche

"What a piece of work is a man! How noble in reason! how infinite in faculty! in form, in moving, how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the world! the paragon of animals! And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust?"

- William Shakespeare, Hamlet

"It is not a garment I cast off this day, but a skin that I tear with my own hands."

Gibran Khalil Gibran

"Ê, ê, ê, zum, zum, zum, Capoeira mata um!"

- Unkown, but ripped off by the Mazda commercials.

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YA MOMS I'M RAPIN HER/

SAUDI ARABIA

-the greatest lyricist of all times

LET MY MUSCLES SHOW, CUZ I'M LIKE RUSSEL CROWE, BEAUTIFUL MIND, TOOK HIS BITCH, HUSTLE HOE!!

-also by him

Can't be nice right? Can't be arrogant

I stab a bitch over ice, Nancy Kerrigan

-guess

You'll get

Butt raped

Duct taped

the Michelin Man

-that too

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