shits annoying

[fndmybetterhalf]

so today, after a couple hours of sitting in class with my laptop sitting on my lap...i realized that my macbook (which gets fairly hot on the left side) keeps ironing out my god damn whiskers on my left leg from the heat :eek:

what annoying shit keeps your jeans from getting a top notch fade?!

[cheapmuthafukr]

the fact that i usually cant wear my sams the day after i skate because they are still wet in the morning from sweat.

[JesseJB]

The fact that I accidently tumble dried my Nudies last night.

I keep washing my hands but the shame wont go away...

[Double D]

You do realise that since around the time of G4 Powerbooks Apple laptops have been instead described as 'portable desktop units' or somesuch to stop them getting potentially sued for burning people's legs?

[lilodxd]

i hear you can cook eggs on a macbook.

[fndmybetterhalf]

seriously these laptops get ridiculously hot... i used to have a shitty Toshiba laptop that got even hotter but it had a fan that sounded a god damn jetplane

[Spaghettini]

telemarketers. one of them just called and said "can i speak to the lady of the house" so i responded with "no, i have two gay fathers so there are no ladies here" then i hung up.

[Halifamous]

telemarketers. one of them just called and said "can i speak to the lady of the house" so i responded with "no, i have two gay fathers so there are no ladies here" then i hung up.

I don't understand how this is affecting your fades? Are you furiously rubbing your thighs against the phone while talking to these telemarketers? Are you crying on your jeans because you're reminded both of your parents are (**EDITED OUT BC WILD HOMOPHOBIC**)

 

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Edited September 4, 2013 by Halifamous

[mike lowrey]

I don't understand how this is affecting your fades? Are you furiously rubbing your thighs against the phone while talking to these telemarketers? Are you crying on your jeans because you're reminded both of your parents are homsexual men? Please explain?

can I get a couple of LOLs and a ROFL to go, please

[junglejane]

he posted in the wrong thread, like khophian92.

[Spaghettini]

Are you crying on your jeans because you're reminded both of your parents are homsexual men?

I didn't include this in my post because I thought it was self explanatory, but yes, that's what's causing my problem. You're worse than those telemarketers.

[mr fluffernutter]

HE'S THE ANTICHRIST!!

[DJ_Flame]

To all annoying telemarketers.

dO-iXfF2qPE

[wEstSidE]

lol henry rollins. from black flag to this.

[GoodHustle]

I'm a little disappointed...I was expecting this to be about shitting in your pants

[soraanaam]

so today, after a couple hours of sitting in class with my laptop sitting on my lap...i realized that my macbook (which gets fairly hot on the left side) keeps ironing out my god damn whiskers on my left leg from the heat :eek:

what annoying shit keeps your jeans from getting a top notch fade?!

do you know that if its hot enough to iron out your whiskers it can also lower your sperm count, i read somewhere that hot laptops on your lap can lower your sperm count

[fndmybetterhalf]

hmm ic....thats intense....i should look into that...

[wEstSidE]

i heard that mountain dew lowers your sperm count too.

[Roflcopterpwnsyou]

i hear you can cook eggs on a macbook.

do you know that if its hot enough to iron out your whiskers it can also lower your sperm count, i read somewhere that hot laptops on your lap can lower your sperm count

Eggs= lie.

And your sperm count can lower from your junk simply being too close to your body from its temp, any amount of heat greater than what your stuff should be can cause it.

[mellowbonsai]

i heard that mountain dew lowers your sperm count too.

doesn't wearing raw japanese indigo jeans also lower your sperm count?

[fndmybetterhalf]

doesn't wearing raw japanese indigo jeans also lower your sperm count?

no but saying jokes that arent witty or funny can lower your sperm count.

[Servo2000]

So like 98% of the forum is infertile, you say?

[chizzua]

Your scrotum maintains a certain temperature that your sperm can live at. Unless you put your balls in an oven I think your sperm count would be fine.

[wEstSidE]

from what i understand the way your scrotum maintains that temperature is by keeping your nuts away from your body. when you wear tight underwear/sufu jeans it doesn't work very well. not saying this is going to kill all your sperm or something, but it doesn't help either. i'd worry more about radiation.

they need to be kept relatively cold. you have something called a cremaster than loosens and contracts to keep them colder/warmemr.

[lil brown brother]

two gay dads? ... sounds like a sitcom to me...

[Pandemonium]

doesn't wearing raw japanese indigo jeans also lower your sperm count?

no.. it just makes it blue.

[kenthenoob]

my dell gave me a rash

[masuerte]

high sperm count = well starched denim ^_-