raw jeans = raw fingers

[bangbangbang]

I bet if a dude started this post, it would be a bunch of people saying "run a mile fatty." But instead, it's a bunch of guys giving rep. Awesome.

It's a female posting, so of course it's different. Oh, you guys.

[kert]

blue balls. pics on the way

[__3xL]

My kneecaps became rougher

[lowrider]

This is tight. I guess that's how you guys get lumps and shit on your balls?

[coiol]

I shattered my nail trying to do up the buttons on my NS. I also crushed my hips with some Diors and it hurt quite a bit (I got rid of those and sized up 2).

This thread is awesome.

[red]

when i got my pbjs, everything fit well, except the top button caused a welt to form.

[watchman]

none... my jeans fit me.

seriously. The allure of the superfuture fit continues to elude me.

[Serge d Nimes]

Ass chafing with a wallet in the back pocket.

[adsurgo]

Pics!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!

[plongin]

I shattered my nail trying to do up the buttons on my NS. I also crushed my hips with some Diors and it hurt quite a bit (I got rid of those and sized up 2).

This thread is awesome.

Similar injury. i broke half a nail like that, cant remember which pair though.

[superdupersang]

the thing is the slim silhoute looks good on skinny people already.

any excess ruins the whole thing for me.

that why, as a W35 i exclucively FUBU gear

[mikesduc]

This thread makes me feel terrible about my sizing. I thought I knew how to size down til this shit came along. Time to get busy. Maybe I'll try my kid's 26 Geisha's. Pics on the way!

[valhalla]

i sized down so much on my imperial dukes that i probably won't ever have children.

[twistedtrees]

I would think that stuff this tight would eventually rip the denim/break the hardware. How many of you have popped buttons just sitting down? Do you have to go out to a bar and just stand all night so you don't? I got a pair off ebay that are pretty tight and that's exactly what I'm afraid of.

[kronik]

none... my jeans fit me.

Ditto.

10char

[soepom]

Pics..........

hahaha i still haven't the technology to photograph my ovaries.

and really, it's a figure of speech - the jeans are not high rise enough to reach where my ovaries should be.

really, the charm of breaking in your own jeans instead of buying them comfy is in part the joy of subordinating a stubborn fabric to your own body, and building a beautiful relationship in the process. of course the irony is that most of us realise soon enough that we are slaves to our denim instead of the other way around. heh.

[dasman989]

^^ this lindas look amazing on you though +1 for curves ... please be my girlfriend?

[kronik]

hahaha i still haven't the technology to photograph my ovaries.

and really, it's a figure of speech - the jeans are not high rise enough to reach where my ovaries should be.

really, the charm of breaking in your own jeans instead of buying them comfy is in part the joy of subordinating a stubborn fabric to your own body, and building a beautiful relationship in the process. of course the irony is that most of us realise soon enough that we are slaves to our denim instead of the other way around. heh.

You realize that this line of thought leans more sadomasochistic than it does denim dilettante. You don't have to pain yourself to break in a pair of jeans. You can buy jeans that are extremely fitted that are your size and fit your body type - I'd like to believe that hurting yourself was not a part of the house's idea of "personalized experience."

jm2c.

[knucks]

once again, you guys are fucked up.

[soepom]

You realize that this line of thought leans more sadomasochistic than it does denim dilettante. You don't have to pain yourself to break in a pair of jeans. You can buy jeans that are extremely fitted that are your size and fit your body type - I'd like to believe that hurting yourself was not a part of the house's idea of "personalized experience."

jm2c.

heh i think the whole purpose of this thread *is* to laugh at ourselves and the ridiculous extents to which we will go for our denim.

i do have many pairs of jeans which fit comfortably or really loose. and the raws will too, eventually. but comfort isn't top of the order just right now. there's a myriad of reasons why people buy raws, and buy them tight. i'm sure there's a discussion thread on this somewhere already

you know how smokers all over the world seem to share an instant camaraderie? i guess you need to be one to understand it.

[rale_injeans]

after my first wash, i had hip-hickies.

seriously, a passionate lover in the form of a shrunken waisteband.

[mookey]

after my first wash, i had hip-hickies.

seriously, a passionate lover in the form of a shrunken waisteband.

I guess my jeans don't love me anymore...

maybe a little rendezvous with the dryer will pep them up a bit

[mis]

My general rule is that if you cant button it all the way up, dont buy it. I used to size down on everything before I decided to take control of my life. Denim shouldnt be ball bashing, dick destroying or ovary obliterating

[peblez]

after my first wash, i had hip-hickies.

seriously, a passionate lover in the form of a shrunken waisteband.

hahah nice one dudeeee

[salaami]

this is beyond! now i know where all of these crotch rips come from...tight, dirty jeans. i feel as though im reading the ambiguously gay jeans thread.

[gimmegimme]

this is beyond! now i know where all of these crotch rips come from...tight, dirty jeans. i feel as though im reading the ambiguously gay jeans thread.

this coming from someone named salaami