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Magic Beer...


Geowu

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A woman came to one of those parties full of rich people in the top floor of a big hotel. After walking around she sees a handsome man, isolated from any group, taking a drink.

Obviously it came to her mind that it could be a bored millionaire, and she could give him just what he wanted.

Approached him and started to talk:

- What are you drinking?

- Magic beer, he answers.

- Come on, what are you drinking?

- Really, magic beer, see.

The man drinks the beer, handles the glass to the woman and starts flying around through the hall, and then returns to his place.

- How did you do that? Where are the cables that hold you?

- There are no cables and it's no trick. The man drinks again and flyes through one of the windows and returns by the other.

The woman totally fascinated by what she saw asks if the magic beer has the same effect on her.

- Of course! Answers promptly the gentleman.

- Bartender, please give this lady a glass of magic beer.

The lady rapidly drinks, then running, jumps through the window and falls like a vase on the floor.

The gentleman pretends a smile, and then the bartender says:

- Superman, when you are drunk you are a big son of a bitch!

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When I heard this joke it was not magic beer it was based on air pressure. He told the guy you are so high up that the air pressure will drop you 10 stories and then shoot you back up in to the window. then the rest is the same. But its still a good joke

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