Random Thoughts...

[Guest my uncle]

im on my way to buy beer. then imma come home and do my pushup routine.. im working on doing 100 consecutive but apparently you gotta train for like 6 weeks and im only on day two.

if i dont get too drunk i'll go run 5 miles or something.

[minou]

im on my way to buy beer. then imma come home and do my pushup routine.. im working on doing 100 consecutive but apparently you gotta train for like 6 weeks and im only on day two.

if i dont get too drunk i'll go run 5 miles or something.

you're starting to sound like an uncle rather than your initial persona.

[cman]

should i cop? y/n

[Guest my uncle]

you're starting to sound like an uncle rather than your initial persona.

yeah my life kinda sucks. i go to school just so i can get a lousy english degree. i work at a headshop. i complete puzzles and glue them together (just finished a new 1000 piece a few days ago). i get drunk by myself lot. and i occasionally have sex for money. the only night i watch television is saturday cause dr who and red drawf come on.

[minou]

should i cop? y/n

i would so totally do that except i'm asian and my dick ain't pink. so i suggest if your dick is, do it.

[Astérix]

All my jean's tear in the crotch after a few months of everyday wear

[NatseOklim]

Only available for those countrys that mutilate their male children...

[lawless]

All my jean's tear in the crotch after a few months of everyday wear

don't be ashamed, you got da Kunk dick like me. hang out wit yo wang out.

[samsikle]

maaaaaan what the fuck happened last night. my head is spinnin' like crazy. i went to dave & busters last night i just remember friends buying me hella drinks. going to be a weekend full of this.

[Guest my uncle]

im sorta tipsy from one joose. but now bored as hell.

[16steps]

i have 40% off oki-ni fo life

for life

por vida

[DüM]

^ hey, um...give me that.

also, maybe I should join my uncle in prostitution.

[Guest my uncle]

^ hey, um...give me that.

also, maybe I should join my uncle in prostitution.

i cried the first time i did it. but only after. it's real degrading. but my job blows and i dont like going to my family or friends for help.

my volunteer efforts make me feel better about myself so i dont give a fuck.

[DüM]

you can just buy me a joose if I cry (and puke).

[16steps]

one time an older lady at the gym asked me "how much to suck [my] cock"

i just laughed and blushed.....thinking back on it, id love to pay to get blown, decrepit old lady or not

[Guest my uncle]

you can just buy me a joose if I cry (and puke).

we could drink a joose and cry together. :[

joose doesnt make me puke. but it makes me shit. ive gone twice already.

[DüM]

oh, I won't puke from the Joose.

just the shame.

[sistersuzie]

dum you're now 420 hehehehehehehe

edit: was looking for a reason to smoke?!

[redgrail]

maaaaaan what the fuck happened last night. my head is spinnin' like crazy. i went to dave & busters last night i just remember friends buying me hella drinks. going to be a weekend full of this.

lawl dave & buster's. went to visit a friend in RI. that's all they ever did, fuckn dave & buster's. though drunk racing was pretty fun.

[samsikle]

ha yeah the games are hella fun, but it's dangerous to keep recharging the powercard. the games are expensive and you keep burning money on it

[Guest Snackman]

I havent been on much cause ive been busy.

The only person on sufu i actually chill with is dino. im trying to infiltrate the pussy @ his school

[ProfMonnitoff]

snackman were u the dude who posted pictures of thick gurls u were slammin? why u gotta fiend on corny ass white girls?

then again "i'd exchange v cards with the retards" - mack mayne, 2009

[Egpt]

i have 40% off oki-ni fo 8 weeks

fo 8 weeks

por 8 semanas

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[Oxy.]

we could drink a joose and cry together. :[

joose doesnt make me puke. but it makes me shit. ive gone twice already.

i read your posts with disgust.

[NatseOklim]

I for one approve of the entrance of a girl for everyone to hate on.

[16steps]

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really? 8 weeks? thats lame

better start coppin asap

[Bona Drag]

U SEEN ME JOCKlN MlSS Z CUZ SHE GOT A MERCEDES

[Egpt]

really? 8 weeks? thats lame

better start coppin asap

it can be for 1 year, but it can also be for 4 or 8 weeks. read the terms of the contract or whatever they call it.

[Elysium]

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[16steps]

U SEEN ME JOCKlN MlSS Z CUZ SHE GOT A MERCEDES

am i miss z?

+rape either wsy