Random Thoughts...

[villain]

oh my, i'm really dumb;

there's a man downtown that stopped me to talk to me, he said he liked my face and all and wanted me to model for photoshoots.

i remember he told me a company name that i recall as legit, but i can't fucking remember it!!

evasive angles?

[Bona Drag]

i just googled that and got fired again

[sistersuzie]

evasive angles?

well.. ui remember him asking me if i was ready to handle big things... i didn't know he was talking of that... :eek:

[mr fluffernutter]

porno videos...

[Leonard Leroy]

Nono diamonds, be more specific.

[dino might]

i walked past a dood today that looked like polish wearing overalls tehehehehe

[samsikle]

fuck this stupid bugbite on my neck.

[dismalfuture]

I'm eating a $7 tangerine right now. Always a premium fruit concept.

[ProfMonnitoff]

jRGYVDb2_xM

masao > hro

this cannot be real

nobody lives like that

yet he has a ton of videos

wtf

[villain]

damn kid

i used to eat 4 dollars korean pears but those joints were huge

what kinda tangerine you chewin on

[dismalfuture]

I dunno, it wasn't very good btw. It's a special Jeju tangerine, super premium, it looks perfect, has like 20 or more segments, and is the size of a navel orange but is intensely sour and juicy without being sloppy.

I've bought these before and they're immense but I guess they're out of season now. I've bought bags full of smaller ones, like 7 or 8 at a time, and those bags only come out to be like $25. lol

[sistersuzie]

viva caligula!!!

[sushijerk]

this cannot be real

nobody lives like that

yet he has a ton of videos

wtf

Holy shit. This is amazing.

I'm watching his cooking a tomato vid and he explains that he was beating up the shell because he hadn't cooked an egg before and he was under the impression that after when you cook an egg the shell becomes soft and it becomes the egg white. He did not know you have to discard the shell. He had to discover this by reading about egg whites on wikipedia?

Dude is 33. How the fuck does he support himself and live? He has the common knowledge of a 4 year old. He seems pretty earnest too. If this is a joke it is fucking epic. These vids are like Andy Kaufman x Truman Show.

edit: wtf he's got a 2nd house that's spacious and clean. dude also speaks fluent japanese? I feel like this is the fucking matrix.

[villain]

Holy shit. This is amazing.

I'm watching his cooking a tomato vid and he explains that he was beating up the shell because he hadn't cooked an egg before and he was under the impression that after when you cook an egg the shell becomes soft and it becomes the egg white. He did not know you have to discard the shell. He had to discover this by reading about egg whites on wikipedia?

Dude is 33. How the fuck does he support himself and live? He has the common knowledge of a 4 year old. He seems pretty earnest too. If this is a joke it is fucking epic. These vids are like Andy Kaufman x Truman Show.

watch the video where he makes a ham sandwich

it's cool how his whole story ends as he finishes unwrapping the ham

[julzkind]

i was wondering that as i was watching it as well!!

like the pots in the bathtub! wtf?! lol

[sawyer]

this cannot be real

nobody lives like that

yet he has a ton of videos

wtf

i get the feeling that masaokis himself doesn't know if it's real

[6ixes&7evens]

such an overwhelming feeling

[bouwnt]

++rep to whom ever solves this freak of miracle.

[Leonard Leroy]

The human brain, or man or some stupid shit.

[jordanelias]

March 27th was my birthday. I celebrated by writing a paper until 1:50 AM in the morning on campus in the Students' Union Building. When I left, I surveyed the population of the most popular building on campus, the only 24 hour building on campus: me, a night janitor, and another night janitor.

[Ahlvahroe]

1:50 AM in the morning

i stopped reading after this, one of my friends says that too and it bugs me. dont say 'a.m in the morning' its redundant.

but other than that happy late birthday!

[jordanelias]

Redundancy is allowed when tired and stressed!

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

l FEEL LIKE SHIT

[villain]

i just woke up from this dream i've been having since i was like 11-12

i'm positive it would do pretty well as an independent film

dreams are some weird ass shit man

so this guy is flying a plane with me and kids from my elementary school in it but its not a plane

he just some asian guy launching himself really fast off the ground in a wheat field and we are each following him on rope

wish I was good at describing this stuff because it's fresh in my head

[minou]

damn, seriously. this whole joy division hype is driving me mad. i feel like punching her in the face. that amount of hype is because of??? reading the comments makes it even worse.

http://lookbook.nu/look/105123-JOY-DIVISION

[st_]

damn, seriously. this whole joy division hype is driving me mad. i feel like punching her in the face. that amount of hype is because of??? reading the comments makes it even worse.

http://lookbook.nu/look/105123-JOY-DIVISION

it's super authentic though, cause it was passed down by HER DAD!!! he's cool she's cool it's fucking awesome.

[hellogoodbye]

i dno what u guys are talking about all i see are legsssssssssss

mhmm

[redgrail]

^Exactly.

Legsssssssssss.

[jeepster]

i dno what u guys are talking about all i see are legsssssssssss

mhmm

^Exactly.

Legsssssssssss.

except if you look at those legs in detail

they are undefined

and pubescent

and somewhat disgusting

she's gross if you ask me. girl needs a sandwich and some workout sessions.

skinny is fine, but emaciated is no good.

[redgrail]

^and she has knobbly knees man.

knobbbleeyyyyyyyyy

and big ears.

you disgust me, joy division.

they can't all be hawt azn models from the isle of Lesbos...