xtube.com

[Guest jmatsu]

more free short porn!!!

[fg0d]

Really shitty stuff if you ask me. Maybe the $30/month is worth it

[Guest jmatsu]

Really shitty stuff if you ask me. Maybe the $30/month is worth it

it's fucking free right? anyway you're 15, so your not supposed to be on adult sites.

plus 30dollars a month might impoverish you even further.

[englandmj7]

Dude, when I was 15 I wanked it more than any other time in my life. Give the dude a break.

[Guest jmatsu]

Dude, when I was 15 I wanked it more than any other time in my life. Give the dude a break.

dude, i agree wanking was awesome. i just don't think that xtube.com is too bad being that it's free.

[fg0d]

It's nothing special compared to what you can get off BitTorrent.

[Guest jmatsu]

pardon my ignorance, but i am not even familiar with bittorrent. too me free porn, while not necessarily that great, doesn't seem theoretically too bad.

[bluespring]

pardon my ignorance, but i am not even familiar with bittorrent. too me free porn, while not necessarily that great, doesn't seem theoretically too bad.

learn how to download torrents and go to empornium.us

[CPFlivesonceagain]

in terms of value for money....

there are better ways of getting free porn, but when you cant be bothered/your internet connection blocks torrents most of the time it does. just about. sometimes....

[Dick Danger]

In the midst of a job interview.

So, tell me about your greatest personal accomplishment.

hhhmmm (serious look on face)- Well, when I was in the sixth grade I broke my arm skiiing. pauses for a second

interrupts- Breaking your arm is an accomplishment?

Not by itself, you see I broke my right arm, and I am right handed. pause for effect

nods head

My arm took 8 weeks to heal, and that is a very long time to a sixth grader. So I had to learn to jack it with my left hand.

I see. -gets up leaves room

returns after a minute- We'll call you if something comes up.

honesty is not always the best policy

[red]

In the midst of a job interview.

So, tell me about your greatest personal accomplishment.

hhhmmm (serious look on face)- Well, when I was in the sixth grade I broke my arm skiiing. pauses for a second

interrupts- Breaking your arm is an accomplishment?

Not by itself, you see I broke my right arm, and I am right handed. pause for effect

nods head

My arm took 8 weeks to heal, and that is a very long time to a sixth grader. So I had to learn to jack it with my left hand.

I see. -gets up leaves room

returns after a minute- We'll call you if something comes up.

honesty is not always the best policy

haha. good shit.