the worst lyrics ever?

[mr fluffernutter]

post the worst lyrics ever

[Ratatat]

i fucking love interpol, but

"her stories are boring and stuff, she's always calling my bluff"

[Corbin Law]

worst band ever

"Deviants of Reality"

myspace them

skip halfway through the music video

and listen to the guy with the rasta beanie

fuck its the worst music ive ever heard

in my entire life.

[Carl]

Yeah, Interpol has some ear bleeders, thats for sure.

Lets throw out the Arcade Fire too...some of that shit makes me want to cry its so bad.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

i hate that part in "punk rock girl" that goes "and someone put a beach boys song on the jukebox/it was california dreamin' so we started screamin'..."

california dreaming is NOT the beach boys, but mamas & papas

that just drives me nuts

[Guest StuckOnStupid]

"dizzy gillespie played the sax"

no greg nice, no he did not.

[sean_]

michael j fox was alex p keaton

when i met you i said my name is rich

you look like a girl from abercrombie and fitch

[Carl]

michael j fox was alex p keaton

when i met you i said my name is rich

you look like a girl from abercrombie and fitch

fuck no!

thats lyrical gold!

[Chicken]

maybe this is so bad it's good:

Step inside, walk this way

You and me babe, Hey, hey!

Love is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on

Livin' like a lover with a radar phone

Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp

Demolition woman, can I be your man?

Razzle 'n' a dazzle 'n' a flash a little light

Television lover, baby, go all night

Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet

Little miss ah innocent sugar me, yeah

Hey!

C'mon, take a bottle, shake it up

Break the bubble, break it up

Pour some sugar on me

Ooh, in the name of love

Pour some sugar on me

C'mon fire me up

Pour your sugar on me

Oh, I can't get enough

I'm hot, sticky sweet

From my head to my feet yeah

[Chicken]

and this one's unbelievable:

SAY NO!... NO!

SAY NO TO DRUGS!(x2)

NO TO DRUGS!(x2)

Rip dibby zap, da zip dap du wap,

This is what I call the Zip Zap Rap

Hichichichy be back in a sec,

Zippy zippa zappa gonna spend your whole cheque,

Zip dip zap, a zip wit a wabbit,

Zippy dipa wippa got a cocaine habit,

Scooby dooby bip a zip bop blam,

It started with a quarter now it is a gram,

Zoom zoom with a scooby doo bop,

Buy yourself into projects you're tryin to cop,

Rip and a rap I wrote with a rhyme,

I think you better call the cocaine hotline,

Zip dippa wip, you call them on the phone,

A zippa dippa wip but yo habit aint gone,

It's been flip flop days and you haven't ate,

I could see it in your face you were losin weight

Rip rap rop smoking back to back,

Zippa dip wip and you had a heart attack

From playin baseball like Willie Mays,

Had you in that hospital for thirty days,

Flip flop flam but now you're back,

A zippa dippa wip in your new Cadillac,

Hah, chichicha, like choking on a bone,

Zippa rippa rap you gotta leave them drugs alone,

KIDS RAP!

Don't be a fool,

Stay in school!

Don't get high and drive a car,

You will not get very far

[junglejane]

LET THE SUN SHINE DOWN. DOWN ON YOU. RIGHT THROUGH THE POURING RAIN. WE KNOW IT CAN BE DONE:

WORLD PEACE BEFORE TWO-THOUSAND-TWENTY-ONE!!

EARTH'S RACIAL AND RELIGIOUS TENSIONS ESCALATE EACH DAY..

VIOLENCE AND TERRORISM.. EVERYONE IS PREY..

DEMOCRACY GONE MAD VERSUS NO HUMAN RIGHTS AT ALL..

WE MUST ALL WORK FOR PEACE NOW OR THE HUMAN RACE WILL FALL.

DISEASES GROWING STRONGER WHILE MORALITY JUST WON'T KEEP..

POLLUTE THE SKIES, RAPE THE EARTH.. THE PRICE IS GETTING STEEP.

OPPRESSION IN THE CITIES WHILE THE RICH ENJOY THEIR GREED

A DRIVE BY SHOOTING TAKES A LIFE, NOW SEE THE CHILD BLEED..

(CHORUS) PEOPLE PUT YOUR HEADS TOGETHER, THIS MESSAGE NOW MUST BE SENT..

THE CRIES OF WAR, PAIN, OPPRESSION AND CORRUPTION ALL MUST COME TO AN END

SO LET THE SUN SHINE DOWN UPON YOU RIGHT THROUGH THE POURING RAIN..

WE KNOW IT CAN BE DONE... WORLD PEACE BEFORE TWO THOUSAND TWENTY ONE.

POLITICAL ATTENTION FEEDS THE SYMPTOMS NOT THE CURE

WHILE CITIZENS GO HOMELESS AND THE WORKERS BECOME THE POOR.

COUNTRIES IN DISAGREEMENT WHILE THE INNOCENT SHED THEIR LIVES.

THESE NATURAL DISASTERS SHOULD BE OPENING OUR EYES!

(repeat chorus)

NOW TAKE A LOOK AROUND AT WHAT'S RIGHT FROM WHAT'S WRONG.

WE'VE GOT TO KEEP BELIEVING AND WE'VE GOT TO BE STRONG!

(repeat chorus)

(THE END.)

[almondcrush]

little jack horner

sat in a corner

eating a christmas pie

he put in his thumb

and pulled out a plum

and said "what a good boy am i"

first off, what's a christmas pie

third off, who eats with their thumb

tenth off, what kind of gross pie has plums in it

walk off, jack horner sounds like a fat jerk

brothers karamazov, no one likes fat kids

[red]

hee hee. funny shit.

[samsikle]

this one goes out to my homies on topic style. this is their anthem if ya didn't hurrrrd.

badd ass

New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits

Chinese food makes me sick.

And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer

I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,

I'd take her if I had one wish,

But she's been gone since that summer..

Since that summer

[Verse 1]

Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span,

Met you one summer and it all began

Your the best girl that I ever did see,

The great Larry Bird Jersey 33

When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet

Billy Shakespere wrote a whole bunch of sonnets

Call me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak baby

Sumthin in your eyes went and drove me crazy

Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad,

Left one day and never came back

Stayed all summer then went back home,

Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone

Fell deep in love,but now we ain't speakin

Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton

When I met you I said my name was Rich

You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

[Chorus]

[mr fluffernutter]

Goooooood thread.

[sean_]

samsikles a biter

[mike lowrey]

anything by Jim Jones.. or Camron.. or Juelz Santana.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

i am whatever you say i am

if i wasn't then why would i say i am

in the news, the paper, every day i am

the radio won't even play my jam

Cause I am, whatever you say I am

If I wasnt, then why would I say I am?

In the paper, the news everyday I am

I dont know its just the way I am

wow, rhyming "am" with "am" 9 times in a CHORUS-----brilliant!

the third line is yoda syntax

and the fourth line is patently false; his JAM polluted the airwaves for too long

buh.

[jpgm]

yoda syntax!

[ruprecht]

Chorus:

Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,

doo, doot doot dooo.

Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,

doo, doot dooo

I'm afraid of the dark,

'specially when I'm in a park

And there's no-one else around,

Ooh, I get the shivers

I don't want to see a ghost,

It's a sight that I fear most

I'd rather have a piece of toast

And watch the evening news

(Repeat Chorus)

I'm a superstitious girl,

I'm the worst in the world

Never walk under ladders,

I keep a rabbit's tail

I'll take you up on a dare,

Anytime, anywhere

Name the place, I'll be there,

Bungee jumping, I don't care!

(Repeat Chorus)

life, doo, doot dooo

doo, doot dooo

So after all is said and done

I know I'm not the only one

Life indeed can be fun, if you really want to

Sometimes living out your dreams,

Ain't as easy as it seems

You wanna fly around the world,

In a beautiful balloon

(Repeat Chorus)

[cheapmuthafukr]

Now that the party is jumping

With the bass kicked in and the vegas are pumpin'

Quick to the point to the point no faking

I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon

Burning them if you ain't quick and nimble

I go crazy when I hear a cymbal

And a hi-hat with a souped up tempo

I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo

Rollin' in my 5.0

With my rag-top down so my hair can blow

The girlies on standby waving just to say hi

Did you stop no I just drove by

Kept on pursuing to the next stop

I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block

The block was dead

Yo so I continued to A1A Beachfront Avenue

Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis

Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis

Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine

Shay with a guage and Vanilla with a nine

Reading for the chumps on the wall

The chumps acting ill because they're so full of eight balls

Gunshots rang out like a bell

I grabbed my nine all I heard were shells

Falling on the concrete real fast

Jumped in my car slammed on the gas

Bumpet to bumper the avenue's packed

I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack

Police on the scene you know what I mean

They passed me up confronted all the dope fiends

If there was a problem yo I'll solve it

Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

[ruprecht]

^^ playa hater

[cheapmuthafukr]

^^yeah.... i know. i guess the lyrics arent the worst, but when you take the whole thing into account, its one of the low points in hip hop history.

bragging that he can shoot at motherfuckers and get passed up cause hes white.... nice.

[Chicken]

^ i knew the ice man appearance was just a matter of time.

[ruprecht]

...i wonder if that's what suge knight was thinking when he was dangling him out the window.

as a side point, though, where does it say in the lyrics that cops pass him by 'cos he's white?

(not that i edit the vanilla ice fanzine, or anything, just curious.)

[ruprecht]

oh and as far as dodgy hip hop lyrics go, never been sure whether this is the worst or the best line ever:

gotta

prada bag

with a lotta

stuff in it

[cheapmuthafukr]

Police on the scene you know what I mean

They passed me up confronted all the dope fiends

you think if there was a shoot out they would have let a black dude in a drop top 5.0 with a nine and a shotty go?

[ruprecht]

don't want to over analyse this.

(we don't want to make history as the first two dudes to seriously discuss hidden subtexts in vanilla ice lyrics )

but i still can't see where his whiteness comes into this. his whackness, yes. whiteness, no.

[cheapmuthafukr]

youve never been to florida have you...

[Chicken]

Flash - a-ah - saviour of the universe

Flash - a-ah - he'll save everyone of us

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Flash - a-ah - he's a miracle

Flash - a-ah - king of the impossible

He's for everyone of us

Stand for everyone of us

He'll save with a mighty hand

Every man every woman

Every child - with a mighty flash

Flash - a-ah

Flash - a-ah - he'll save everyone of us

Just a man

With a man's courage

He knows nothing but a man

But he can never fail

No one but the pure in heart

May find the golden grail

Oh oh - oh oh

Flash