How do YOU pick up chicks.

[__3xL]

you sir are a fucking trick

[Seething Tortoise]

I just do.

[champagne_bubblebath]

you sir are a fucking trick

Either you're buying them dinner and gifts, or you're straight up paying a pro... we're all tricks.

[m1lk]

you sir are a fucking trick

Either you're buying them dinner and gifts, or you're straight up paying a pro... we're all tricks.

dot

the only free pussy is raped pussy.

[seraphim]

what a disturbing sentiment.

[cheapmuthafukr]

dot

the only free pussy is raped pussy.

sorry... i have my girls pay for me. if not all the time its at least 50/50. if they want me to pay for them, they can find someone else.

[champagne_bubblebath]

sorry... i have my girls pay for me. if not all the time its at least 50/50. if they want me to pay for them, they can find someone else.

holdin true to the name. play on player.

[Double D]

sorry... i have my girls pay for me. if not all the time its at least 50/50. if they want me to pay for them, they can find someone else.

That's clearly wasting 50 women in 100 when a shovel to the head and a swift robbery would have sufficed.

[Guest ATS]

I get a Holt Renfrew bag and walk around Bloor street when in Toronto.

[youngluc]

"hey, just let me put the tip in..."

[lavarat]

tell them i'm gay....

TRY IT

[CactusArmy]

rock bape...........................................

[seraphim]

rock bape...........................................

aha..ahahahahahahahahahaha ahaha

ah..

no, seriously

[Guest thing4kicks86]

Tell them I'm part of The Cool Kids Club....works everytime.

[Thorns]

Hang out in the med school library... Nerdy chick + Big $ = the girl for me.

[cheapmuthafukr]

tell them i'm gay....

TRY IT

so i went up to a girl last night and said "hey... lavarat is gay"

nothing.

i dont think it works.

[CactusArmy]

yeah goto libraries

[xcoldricex]

i dance. they come.

[dismalfuture]

i dance. they come.

[m1lk]

sorry... i have my girls pay for me. if not all the time its at least 50/50. if they want me to pay for them, they can find someone else.

well unless you look like brad pitt or spit game like a mothafucka, youve got to have spent a good amount on your looks and clothes and such to at least be somewhat attractive... which falls into what ive been trying to get at.

but if not, keep rockin playboy

[onemancult]

crab-claw their vaginal opening and anus, and lift.

[Swych]

Last time I checked ladies did not appreciate my 6 month project.

Its either 'eugh you smell of sweat' or 'eugh you smell of febreze'. *squeal* BUT BUT BUT... THEY ARE 21oz!!!!!!!

well unless you look like brad pitt or spit game like a mothafucka, youve got to have spent a good amount on your looks and clothes and such to at least be somewhat attractive... which falls into what ive been trying to get at.

but if not, keep rockin playboy

[cheapmuthafukr]

well unless you look like brad pitt or spit game like a mothafucka, youve got to have spent a good amount on your looks and clothes and such to at least be somewhat attractive... which falls into what ive been trying to get at.

but if not, keep rockin playboy

well... i dont spend alot on my looks, and dont have game, so i must look as good as brad.

still works for me.

[seraphim]

cheap is irresistable, didn't you all know?

[cheapmuthafukr]

^^ and this is coming from a feminist man hater...

im just irresistible

[DaBestSpoona]

i used to just drunk dial women and say stupid shit and ask if they wanted to have a sleepover. then we'd end up doing the whole spooning thing, and as soon as she felt the bone on the butt it was over. maybe i'm just lucky, but it was never really hard for me.

only other thing i can say is that the more women you try it on, the more chances you have of scoring.

I used this trick many times on high school girls, it works