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Hahaha.

I'm so glad I'm in the music dept at university. The maths/sciences/engineering side of uni is a sight to behold, and by that I mean the typical fashion being:

£4 short back and sides at the barbers

Glasses preferable

Black t shirt, preferably with a videogame/anime/geek injoke on it.

This tucked into a pair of cream/green/black/stonewash pair of Levis bought when they were 15 so that when they sit down the jeans ride above their socks.

Trainers. Must be cheap, black and worn for a minumum of 2 years, and yet be relatively pristine due to lack of activity except for masturbation.

I know it's a cliche, but it's pretty damn true.

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Hahaha.

I'm so glad I'm in the music dept at university. The maths/sciences/engineering side of uni is a sight to behold, and by that I mean the typical fashion being:

£4 short back and sides at the barbers

Glasses preferable

Black t shirt, preferably with a videogame/anime/geek injoke on it.

This tucked into a pair of cream/green/black/stonewash pair of Levis bought when they were 15 so that when they sit down the jeans ride above their socks.

Trainers. Must be cheap, black and worn for a minumum of 2 years, and yet be relatively pristine due to lack of activity except for masturbation.

I know it's a cliche, but it's pretty damn true.

You forgot to mention free job fair t-shirts from various IT firms in size L that are way too big for their skinny frames.

Docker khakis in very un-flattering sizes.

PALE PALE white skin from sitting inside all the time.

Acne.

Ahhhh. I kinda miss those days of college when I just didn't give a fuck about how I dressed.

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The anatomy of the drawings on the desk are disturbingly bad. In the second one it looks like someone cut the chick open.

Are vaginas meant to be that high? Has everyone been lying to me all these years?

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didn't you read OP? engineering students. they don't see many vaginas, and the one's they do see are probably pretty fucked up.

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