Superfreestyle

[destructodisk]

damn son, that shit was deep

SIKE that worldly bullshit justabout put me ta sleep

god only knows what I'll be doing at thirtay

I don't even know what I'll be doin tuesday

'cept keepin it trill

stackin my skrilla

hollerin at bitches

shutin down snitches

You may front like you don't care about cash

but I know you'll covet my riches and be kissin my ass

You wanna make predictions?

Here's one for ya

In a few years I'll have the credentials to be managin' ya

And you know that shit's for real

But you aight so I'll cut you a deal

Give up what remains of your rap game

And admit I'm the one that deserves all the fame

for my insane diction that murders hairy fuckas from the south

quit lyin to yourself and shut ya MOUTH

edit - sorry that took so long my mark ass roommate needed help with his ALGEBRA.

[cheep]

in a few years youll have what? a piece of paper?

and as much experience as a crook on his first caper

ive had 100 million dollar jobs relying on me

if i fuck up, thats half a mil easy

and if i wanted, id have a ton of fucking money

i make the shit easy as bees make honey

but im not a dead beat, it all goes to my kids

and if i dont pay ill end up doing bids

and youll never be able to manage me

i already have alot of people working for me

and theydo one thing that youll never see

work thier ass of because they respect me

[Spaghettini]

disrespect me directly?

you soft like nestle

flows so sick it wins awards like ESPYs

college professors wouldn't want to test me

you dont wanna battle I will test your chin

all bets on the kid cause i expect to win

the aftermath? time to notify his next of kin

and you are mighty feminine like es-tro-gen

fuck nonviolence, its called a battle for a reason

got the kind of flow that brings religion to heathens

i got a mean pipe game, got your girl believin

i'll make it rain on your parade no matter what the season

haha

[destructodisk]

Damn, cheep, I had you figured out for the wrong guy

for a while I thought you was gangsta, keepin it fly

but now that we into it I see you just a chump

slavin away for nothin, no dreams of comin up

subsistance level living's not where it's at

you don't need a college degree to realize that

actin' like running a small crew is legit

that's like an asshole lookin over a pile of shit

it's clear you ain't got much to do

messin around, tweedle dum, tweedle doo

gettin in rap battles with people much better than you

I'm on fire, incinerating your one-liners

So good I be lookin like an old timer

I don't know why you won't just get the fuck out

Maybe I do, it's clear you got massive doubts

without your rap fame what will you have left?

Not much son, you shoulda guessed.

spaghetti comin up in the thread like he P. Diddy

how many minutes that shit take you to write? probly bout 50

That reminds me, your rhymes 'bout as good as 50

shoot and miss 9 times, you can't hit me

go back to school son

or I'll bury you like I did cheep -- just for fun.

[onemancult]

i shit on kids and turn tiddlywink tabs into acid

whenever i'm in the cipher, dudes know to pass it

i gas em like jews an dem,

loco with the views and then,

let em know that i aint po po my flow's just so apropos

in a world where the skies rain flames

would you kick back relax and realize i'm ordained

the minister of chaos, bringing heat to the game

this is the realest thing, the way i lay sheets in your brain

[destructodisk]

omc who are you to mention "an dem"

you know you can't fit in dems.

your silhouette just ain't right

it'd fit too tight

your build don't work with that flowing drapyness

by wearing that you'd look disgusting, disgracing us

I know that shit was taken out of context and don't really make sense

but since cheep backed out I had to make things tense

maybe since you from the bronx you'll put up a better fight

than that fool whose face don't quite look right

so step up to the plate if you game

I'm takin on err'one, puttin em to shame.

[Guest thesnow]

This thread is racist

[destructodisk]

get the fuck out snow

my rhymes are so much hotter

you get turned into a cup a water

UHHHH.

[Spaghettini]

nah writing that shit took a minute or two

about half the time it takes to shit on your crew

so keep your mouth shut while real mcs talkin

creepy mother fucker like christopher walken

so dont talk greazy

cross the street when you see me

how you got no cheddar when your flow sounds cheesy?

bitch

haha

[destructodisk]

Your rhymes be full of fallacies

How you think you can come at me

Double check ya math, it's all wrong

You be complimenting me like how my crew is long

in the line of mile high gangsta clicks

and how we won't take shit from no prick

named after a pasta that pales in comparison

to other styles like angel hair n'

cavatappi, there's no hoppin ova me

I'm too tall, my rhymes are too fly

now get tha fuck out 'fore I do somethin that'll make ya moms cry

[Spaghettini]

okay college boy you wanna talk degrees

I got a bachelors, next comes my masters, bastard walk with me

talk with me, i got a plan for success

stop talkin moms, you already know i got my hand up her dress

and your weak rhyme structures couldnt save your flow

tell your bitch "sit" cause I trained that ho

you say your chillin in denver, like a mile in the sky

but even if you smoked dust you couldn't get this high

i stand 6 foot 6, that means i live my life larger

the last thing super future needs is a freestyle martyr

so keep your mouth shut boy

[destructodisk]

Damn son what school you go to, ITT Tech?

Your rhymes weak like a child, I should snap ya neck.

That's real admirable that you got your degree

But still pretty lame that you ain't as sick as me

Looks to me like you majored in frontin'

Cuz you talk real big but aint really bringin nothin

6 foot 6? sounds like the size of my dick

step the fuck outta my way you mark ass trick.

[TokenIndianKid]

hey disk, go 'head and shut the fuck up

you gettin by on simple and dumb luck

dont be tryin to shit on the thread

cheep and myself, make you end up dead

you flow like a fairy, imma call you tinkerbell

no substance in your lyrics, go to hell

spaghetti straight o-jayed you ass

cut your head off, left the knife in the grass

you already got served once, what

you cant learn quick, you fucking mutt

is what i called your girl last nite

after i smaked her like ike turner in a fight

pitted her against my bitch, like vick

after i told both of them to hop on my dick

so look mr destructo, your flow is fucked-o

so get the hell outta here, and turn into a no show

[destructodisk]

Okay Apu lets set somethin straight

You may think ya funny but you bout to get raped

I shit on your kind like curry diarrhea

Fuck your half-baked rhymes man, I'm done with ya

Pun intended, ya dumb fuck

Your flow so gross I just bout threw up

How many shitty similies do you got?

You're like Jenna Jameson, ya suck mad cock.

Eyo-

Your raps 'bout as good as your clothes

Thinkin you hot, son you're the antonym of throwed

[TokenIndianKid]

yo word up destructo now we finally got some battling going on! haha mad props on that flow!

so now we're getting racist with the best

now you try to put me to a test

nigga please ive been spittin it

like i spit my shit on your mom and sisters clit

dont worry i didnt get either hoe knocked up

becuase id ont stick my dick into no dirty sluts

dont ever disrespect your pops, i'l beat you like the cops

first off my name isnt apu, so keep that in mind

when you at the doctors dying wit the flu

because my kind takes care of shitheads like you

so you think all we do is eat rice and curry

naw you little bitch, we slice and bury

since when did you see my gear,

you staring through my window wanting it up your rear

you little faggot ass bitch i gave you plus rep

now your gonna get bombed on til you meet you death

bitch you from denver, you whiter than the snowfall

keep talking shit and thats when the pall

bearers gonna drop you fucking casket, let you body fall out

you cant spit diss rhymes if you dont got no clout

why you being a lil bitch, you on your rag?

thats ok because you gonna get tagged,

and thrown into a fuckin body bag,

you end up muerte, o-tay, you whiter than yay

have you playin a a pine box the rest of your life

im beating your bastard kids, and pimping your fat wife

all so i can drive a bentley, and live the high life

so once again, go 'head, shut the fuck up

before i shoot each one of your flows down like a clay duck

you suck

[onemancult]

destructodisk listen

an dem was not ann dem

dont get confused you gotta understand dem

mi rhyme was fi di rudebwoys,

not fassy, i can't stand dem

mi rhyme is spontaneous i don't plan dem

you all haffi rhyme dictionary inna pocket

when mi ratch come to play it say

POP LOCK AND DROP IT

and i POP, ya jaw LOCK and yuh body yeah, mi DROP IT

yuh gyal got tight pussy like POLLY POCKET

when yuh gyal get me cocky she call it POCKET ROCKET

gyal nuh beg because oneman POPPED HER SOCKET

and now gyal call me house beggin mi to NEVER STOP IT

wet like di ganges, soft like di FOREST

when di pussy call mi ah RUN LIKE FORREST

oneman NEVER REST

destruco NEVER TEST

oneman no drape fabric on his CHEST but he SUCK YUH MUM'S BREASTS

BO BO BO BO BADDAMAN STYLE REAL BADDAMAN DO BADDAMAN TINGS!

[destructodisk]

oi one man cult waguan blad

you tink you is some kinna rudeboy thag

well I goht neuze for ya, ya jus a fag

a pusha, ya rhymes is bollocks

next ting ya heard be flyin bullets

connectin wit ya brain

my rhoimez be insane

deres jus no stoppin me mane

TokenIndian

Yo man I can see you harbor some hate

and clearly my rhymes be makin you all irate

But I know you fake -- just a flake

Man, dissin on you is a fuckin piece of cake

It's hard to believe

You hatin on me

I'm the best there is

How hard is that to see?

You hatin on the fact that I'm white

but i won't put up a fight, or protest

Man, it's great bein the best class in the U.S.

Really though, your race a disgrace

talk more shit 'bout my troo norwegian blood and I'll BREAK YA FACE

[Liberation1945]

i listen to lily allen

and i watch home improvement, funny is tim allen

sometimes i wish snl still had jimmy fallon

i want some cookies imma go to my kitchen

yo my mom just bought some new plates that shit is bitchin

[TokenIndianKid]

disk, i dont get irate

but i scrath you like you was a dinner plate

you nothing but a fake, mabye even a jake

so go ahead and take,

what you think are verbal skills

you better get a job to pay the bills

because rap aint gonna pay you shit

aint gonna give you a chronic hit

find a rich bitch, while i hit the switch

to my bentley, gotta sandwhich in the ride

and two mac-10's, whoops i lied

i got a sawed off, shells out smooth like astroglide

but since you told me its all good

im not gonna try to beef like im reppin a hood

you got some talent, but what i meant

is that you got a rhyming dictionary

because your flow is weaker than a fairy

or a bitch with AIDS named mary

so lemme prescribe some of that medical kush

the shit i push, smellier than a used douche

[Liberation1945]

nooooooooooooooooooooo you're weaker than a fairy

youre indian your balls must be hairy

YOURE the bitch named mary

why? well...that's just cause i saw you eatin soft served at pinkberrys

[Liberation1945]

WHATS THE MATTER?!?!? CANT RESPOND?!?!?

why dont you go drown yourself...right over there...in that pond

nahnahnah booboooo

you just got sonned on sufuuuuu

[destructodisk]

Eyo tokenindiankid

I know this supposed to be off the dome

but there's no need to rush your shit like you did

it's clear you've got some severe impairments

with regards to learning, dressing, and rappin dope shit

you prescribed some medicinal kush

now I'll prescribe a new drug called HUSH

if used in the proper dose it'll make you shut the fuck up

and allow me to remain king, stay posted up

man, your rhyme's childish, and truly infuriating

just stop tryin, this would all be time better spent masturbating

speakin a dicks, you seen mine grow?

I had 3 boxes before I started rappin today, yo

The people have spoke, i'm the shit.

get tha fuck out you hippy bitch.

[TokenIndianKid]

who the fuck are you liberation

time for the doc to perform an operation

verbal surgery is what im sayin

when i draw the scalpel, start prayin

i'll pull some shit like nip/tuck

have your girl going "what the fuck"

nevermind she sucked

my motherfucking cock

slap her with a bag of rock

i didnt respond back

busy fucking your girls rack

you whack, smack you with a stack

imma stuff you in a sack

have you bagged and tagged, FedEx

kush on the decks, military ops

run up on you before the cops

even get the 911 call, bodies gonna fall

hit you with the silncer and mask

your existence is gonna be past

like i said, you already dead

so go 'head, kill you in your bed

before you get hit with hot lead

go head, read what i said

and tell your girl she gives bad head

[TokenIndianKid]

oh hey lib, im viscious like sid

my balls hella hairy, they scary

look like don king, be wary

but ur girl shaved my balls

wile i was decking the halls

with her motherfucking cunt

go to school you fucking runt

i got cornrows on my nuts

you just a sucka fuck

testing your luck, so duck

because now im pissed

because i got dissed

and now imma hsve to bury you

your rhymes stink like doo doo

pew-you, i see you

through the scope the rifle

blastin you just a trifle

so go turn a trick, suck a dick

and dont forget to take a lick

on my braided nuts you puto

[cheep]

the state of hip hop is too much to bear

seems like all these artists get caught in a snare

dumbing down the music for material gain

selling out the culture for fourtune and fame

but whos to blame

the artist coming up trying to feed the seeds

or record execs fueled by blinding greed

knowing full well what public enemy sold

yet now conscious artists cant even go gold

it seems if you airplay, its money and drugs

pimping and killing, rollin with thugs

and what kind of message is this sending to the youth

when 50s latest lines are accepted as truth

so where is the market for reality

rhymes to uplift the mind and set your spirit free

something to make you think while youre shaking your ass

guidence so the youth dont grow up too fast

[cheep]

destructodisk him love di batty boy dem

rudebwoy nah keep no batty boy friend

destructodisk love di sodomite dem

bad man nah keep no destructodisk friend

mi come fi bring it so yah mus overstand

boy keep residence in a batty boy land

destructodisk mi seh fi get di back hand

fi coming in di place an try fi test di man

gunshot bus and di boy did ran

pop two shot and di boy nah stand

lay pon di ground yah chest get red

bad man come fi leave competition dead

mi come in a di place an see destructodisk fled

gal offer up di pum pum, him fuck batty insted

man fuck batty til him cocky bled

mi nah walk pon where destructodisk tred

real badman ting, yes listen what mi said

[cheep]

yo, step up and get wet up

battle me? its a set up

young fucks with no bucks

get fucked up like skateboard trucks

coming at me crooked, im on my grind

and yo, look kid, youre not even on my mind

ill disembowel you with scalpel sharp lines

my words are kilos, yours are just dimes

puff up your chest like philo, i know youre just a zero

ill put your ass below the dirt and the grime

its time to sit down, bow down, give respect

around me even wu tang protect they neck

so give up and you can live up

maybe live to raise a son

attack, ill buck back

you look like emmit till when im done

[cheep]

i got an addiction to fat ass and firm titties

all i know is how to flow and runnin up in rich bittys

pretty bitches in the city that keep the attitude shitty

when they sperad the legs i say hello kitty

but i wont front, ive fucked an ugly bitch or two

i mean the type of bitch you wouldnt show your crew

pussy all sloppy and loose and shit

type you need a fifth just to hit

but no regrets, i passed my aids test

and every single one will tell you im the best

fuck mike jordan, im wilt chamb of the dick game

no game, its insane, i get by on my swag

with no lines i pull dimes, ask me to make them gag

got em bobbin up and down two at a time

16 life sentences if fucking was a crime

[denimdestroyedmylife]

free pizza is good

bad pizza is bad

put it into sweatshirt with hood

something something dad

i get a drink for us

to enjoy with free pizza

you can take the bus

and i will be happy to meet ya!

[cheep]

come on kids, you can even bring some writtens

freestyle flow so sick it should be committed

speedy like blow on the mic when i spit it

talkin to your ho if i feel she can get it

i got no dough, never rock a fitted

but i can rock a show, wether sober or lifted

im gifted, im a lyrical genius

cats love the flow like girls love the penis

i mean this, im a hip hop junkie

bananas on the mic like a fucking monkey

and i can be stopped, so dont even try kid

ill give you ten years, youll never do what i did

ya blinded by the swag and the style

im on top of this shit cause i go the extra mile