who here is drunk?

[greentea 19,417]

you doing community service? whats the law in philly like for public drinking, or dui?

[will_i_am 4,554]

eh i'm from jersey.

i was caught "holding" an open container of alcohol during rutgersfest this year. the cops know that everyone drinks that day so he was gonna give me and my friend a city ordinance fine, but my friend thought he had his fake on him, so he just said he didn't have any id. apparently that gets us arrested.

we go to the station, take mugshots, blah. the cop tells us to plead not guilty and we will get the arrest record dropped. i notify the court like my ticket instructs me to if i intend to plea not guilty, my friend doesn't.

we go to new brunswick at 8 in the morning during finals week, turns out my date was rescheduled to august 2. the judge is a dick ( i'm praying he's on vacation ), thinks underage drinking=murder. me and the guy next to me start planning his assasination.

my friend pleads not guilty, gets reduced to ordinance, and pays 639 and is done.

i sit there. freak out. and don't buy jeans or clothes all summer for this court date tommorrow.

apparently there's a 250 surcharge in jersey now because of the budget so im looking to pay 889 if i'm lucky enough to get the arrest record dropped. my parents still don't know. i just told them i'm going up north for my birthday.

rebel.

bllllllllllllah.

maybe the judge will notice it was my birthday.

[Astérix 203,273]

That, my friend, is why you drink clear liquor out of a Sprite bottle mixed with Sprite...vodka works good.

[mizanation 105,112]

just got home from a night of drinking and ka-ri-o-kay-ing. i am drunk.

i should be getting some sleep before i have to go to work, instead of being on superfuture.

do i have a problem?

no.

[Chicken 206,735]

^ 49 posts more to becoming a superjunkie.

i, on the other hand, is sober beyond belief but suffering a severe jet-lag. Been up since four.

[cheapmuthafukr 2,355,963]

i feel a need to get drunk. but it can wait till tonight.

[mizanation 105,112]

^ 49 posts more to becoming a superjunkie.

i, on the other hand, is sober beyond belief but suffering a severe jet-lag. Been up since four.

damn, where did you go?

[greentea 19,417]

damn, where did you go?

went back to the mother land for a week.

[Chicken 206,735]

yes, i visited my folks for six quick days in tokyo. wish i stayed longer.

[mizanation 105,112]

niiiice. can't wait to go back...

[greentea 19,417]

yeah i want to go back, now i got a friend that moved there recently working as a nurse at the naval base by yokohama i think. place to stay. hehehe. maybe next year.

[greentea 19,417]

just got home from a night of drinking and ka-ri-o-kay-ing. i am drunk.

i should be getting some sleep before i have to go to work, instead of being on superfuture.

do i have a problem?

no.

what songs did you sing?

[mizanation 105,112]

^^^ unfortunately, the place didn't have a good selection. however, i sang a few frank sinatra songs, "what a fool believes" by the doobie brothers, "turn your love around" by george benson, "what's going on" by marvin gaye, and some other songs that i can't remember now....

[greentea 19,417]

damn that george benson is on some next level.

[cheapmuthafukr 2,355,963]

i feel like i was drunk half an hour ago, and my hangover is just coming in.... fuck

[Chicken 206,735]

another long night of drinking for me. had some good korean food for a late night snack, though. should help me tomorrow.

[mizanation 105,112]

did you go to 32nd street?

[Chicken 206,735]

that's right. 32nd and broadway. you know how we do.

[Cue 17,260]

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

yep, me

[will_i_am 4,554]

oh man. tonight should be good. my friend is leaving for the airforce and it's his birthday. so big party.

just a preview of what i looked like last time.

ehhhhhhhhhh. there's ones of me puking/ passed out on the bathroom floor. but uh. yeah.

[Kodak 2,694]

[ryandenim 393]

I'm not drunk, but I sure am buzzzzzzzzzzzed!

[greentea 19,417]

im about to have some sangrias. cheers.

[Chicken 206,735]

mojitos. and lots of them tonight. wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[keri 2,858]

I dont drink unless it's apple martini's or good beer, and then only if it's a special occasion, ima cheap date.

so nope, i'm not drunk.

[darkanimal 161,619]

Goddamn rooftop party I went to, served only sissy white wines and champagne, where's the damn vodka. The girls got drunk tho which was fun, and you know what happens when they do.

[englandmj7 98,059]

The girls got drunk tho which was fun, and you know what happens when they do.

Yeah, they end up barfing in your car and passing out, then you are stuck with an erection..........

[darkanimal 161,619]

Or getting busted by her roomates. Same thing, stuck with an erection !

[prufrock 897]

mojitos. and lots of them tonight. wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!

your bartender must hate you. mojitos are a bitch to make. but damn good to drink.

-cheers.

[will_i_am 4,554]

hooked yp with a fattie.

im gagagging right now.