Two KKK members are about to kill you

[Magsåvningsreserven]

because you had sex with jesus.

how do you get out of this situation?

these are the things you have on you:

how do you get out of this situation?

[youre sketch]

pretend gun is real or at least cause a distraction by acting crazy.

throw bucket

and pie thing

swing into jag with the dog leash like indiana jones.

[Vampyrvargfesten]

take a bite of cheesecake

take a picture of the cheesecake for my food blog

strangle them with the leash

chill

sit on the bucket

finish the cheesecake (mmm)

[Magsåvningsreserven]

but remember, my brothers of considerable penises - there are two of them!!

i mean not to demean your physical stature, but could you really strangle both of them at once?!

distraction may work well mr sketch, but where did this car come from - you merely have keys!!

[i wear shooes]

are they armed?

Ill use hold the bucket in one hand and use dog leash in the other and use both as weapons by swinging them. ill attach the car keys to the leash for a harder attack

once i get close and hopefully hit them hard enough to knock em to the ground.. ill burn their eyes with the lighter.

celebration time since I win and I will eat the cheesecake.

victory.

[sawyer]

eat cheesecake

accept death

[White Teeth]

rage with bucket

blind with cheesecake

burn kkk blankets

stab with keys (eyes, genitals)

unleash the hounds

die hours later from wounds

[percy]

i would shout out for shufon, cos i know he can take on at least ten guys at any given time.

[clover]

attach the handle of the bucket to the leash.

swing the bucket over my head like a helicopter.

hopefully the centripetal force along with adrenaline pumping through my body creates a chance for me to knock them fuckers out.

enjoy the pie over their unconscious bodies.

finally burn their bodies along with their bloodied robes

[_ironman]

offer them the cheesecake

use lighter to slowly melt remaining plastic items for distraction

hope for the best

[andrewisdope]

Attach leash to bucket handle.

Sit in bucket.

Throw leash over beam or tree branch.

Hoist self up to high place.

Enjoy Cheescake and novelty lighter.

Fuck the remote.

[MagikBonez]

Put cheesecake in bucket give one of them the lighter and the other the keys attached to dog leash then tell them to fight for the cheesecake. I then leave as chaos ensues.

[ayo4yayo]

1. Hope the bucket is filled with gasoline, soak them in gasoline, and light them on fire

or

2. suffocate them with the cheesecake

or

3. Slap myself for walking around with only these items

[beezup]

attach leash to cheesecake

melt the bucket with lighter

pop the trunk of the jag

hope for best

[freecat]

Attach leash to bucket

Eat some cheesecake then put the red fruits in the bucket

Use gun lighter to make it boil so it's all red-ish inside the bucket

Perform lasso style painting on their uniform so people think they murdered someone

...

Actually that wasn't so useful

Pretend you're a cop with the gun and

Leave in the Jaaaaaaaaaaaaag

[on-display]

throw 3/4 the cheesecake KKK member # 1 to distract and temporarily blind

put bucket onto of KKK member #2's head because he is a midget and scissor kick him in his face

tie the leash to the trigger of the metal gun lighter and proceed to whip the shit out of both of them

eat 1/4 of the cheesecake because jesus never called back

[pieiskewl]

distract kkk by telling them that they can freebase the cheesecake for more intense pleasure

give up cheesecake+bucket+lighter

leave

[ColdTurkey]

rub cheesecake on my naked body and wear bucket on head, use the leash as a whip and lighter on hand and stuff the remote up my ass to cock block

[laxlife1234]

Tell them I am Jewish, and hope for the best.

OR

If Jesus loves me, he would strike a sudden death upon those KKK members.

[Bislane]

1) put bucket on one guy's head

2) throw the cheescake in the other's face

3) light their gauzy white asses on fire

4) take the dog for a walk

[shufon]

i would shout out for shufon, cos i know he can take on at least ten guys at any given time.

Yes

At least 10 guys.

Or Cambodian tigers.

edit: no homo

[White Teeth]

^no homo......?

[35percent]

I'd pull out my gun, and trap myself in the closet.

[White Teeth]

[evisu 2000]

join them

[GOOSHI]

fukk em

eat cheesecake

[sawn-off chef]

i would shout out for shufon, cos i know he can take on at least ten guys at any given time.

Pause.

I would set off Jag alarm as distraction. While that was going on I would then throw bucket on top of ones head and kick to fuck dude up, then I would strangle other dude with the lease. Eat the cheese cake and set robes on fire, blast OFWGKTA from the jag and dip.

thwag.

[dbk4sf]

admit to it, no use lying

[Pavlov's Bell]

run them over the with jag?

[into the rain]