Fuck, John Hughes...

[edmond]

hit i should stop fappin man people are dying 1st was michael jackson.. 2nd was mrs aquino now huhes.. jeez

[Bigyen]

without that comma this thread would have spelled your end.

[WayneGibbous]

saw the thread name and though it was a Vaclav thread

[AstroWolf]

Now we'll NEVER know what the naked blonde said as she walked into the bar with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other.

from IMDB:

"The joke that Bender tells but never finishes (while crawling through the ceiling) actually has no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, he ad-libbed the line. Originally, he was supposed to tell a joke that would end when he came back into the library and said, "Forgot my pencil", but no one could come up with a joke for that punchline."

[willy cheesesteak]

http://men.style.com/news/blog/2009/08/one-more-thing-4.html?mbid=rss_upgrdr