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[Guest jmatsu]

[Guest jmatsu]

[AstroWolf]

i think you can get away with only having hot dogs, chicken and hamburgers if you do a lot of salads, which are cheaper and easier to make.

beer is a thing you should stock up on, but people should also be encouraged to bring at least a 12 pack or 2 sixers of something good.

if someone asks if they should bring something, the answer should be no, but make it clear if they have something special to share that it is welcome.

slip and slide and shit like that is for cornballs, and people are afraid to get wet without a change of clothing or might have body issues and feel left out. the best bbq game is badminton, its the best and everyone can get involved... a set is cheap too.

you need plenty of seating, most bbq action there are people who just POST UP and dont move, fearing a lost seat and hours of standing which is not good to keep people there... lawn chairs are your friends.

music is key over anything else as well... i could not imagine playing video games at a bbq unless i was the 6 year old kid there who could not drink.

you can always impress with a bad margarita as long as you can get people to drink more than one, then they forget its bad and are totally happy you balled out and got bad margaritas IE- cheapo TaKillYa.

my two cents from what has been brought up here.

unless you know what your doing homemade BBQ sauce can really suck... stick to a good brand you like, or know the skill, or ask someone who knows how to do it to mix some up for you... lame sauce is lame.

kudos.

[salaryman]

fish on the bbq.

is what girls want; no/low/healthy fat issues.

I like fish and I guess girls do too, but its kind of high maintenance.

I don't mind posting up at the grill to cook the burgers/ribs/chicken just right, but somehow with fish I'm not inspired to care about it.

Even if fish grilled right is bomb, who goes to a barbecue in someone's yard and expects to eat sea bream?

Shrimp kebabs are about as far as I go.

Call me white trash.

At least I have patron silver.

volleyball net is sure to attract party people. even if everyone sucks, it's a good time

Yeah, I was going to say this earlier after dismal mentioned baseball...

not to sound sexist, but I feel like volleyball is a good sport to include girls because no matter what they kind of always think they are good at it.

"oh, haha, I almost hit it. and look I get to wear a bikini, I love this sport."

gotta make them skip the serve rotation though.

oh, but also every once and a while you get that jolly green chick who played volleyball in high school and just missed the cut for athens 04. spikes the ball in your grilll from 20 meters back, kicks sand in your eyes when she's losing, hands bigger than sasquatch. chest bumps all around. no fun that way really. let's get back to beer drinking, at least I can win at that.

probably.

[salaryman]

people are afraid to get wet without a change of clothing or might have body issues and feel left out.

nobody ugly is coming to the party though really. and even the fat people will drink enough to think they look good.

[salaryman]

by the way, Faded, I like your spread, that's Americana.

and crab is another pretty good seafood choice matsu, as long as its not cheap shit its pretty easy and people always think its classy.

[WayneGibbous]

i admit it. i got suckered in by the thread title...

[6ixes&7evens]

You guys forgot Oysters!!!!!!!!!

[salaryman]

oysters with white wine are always good, but more dinner party than what I'm looking for.

not to mention they're not that good in the summer anyway (eat in months with an r in it).

I want people drinking so much that just looking at an oyster makes them throw up on their girlfriend's shoes.

[6ixes&7evens]

how do you make them? we just grill + lemon + taptio sauce.

[salaryman]

raw on ice with lemon.

maybe some ponzu.

or fried.

[Guest jmatsu]

yeah, if the oyster is grade A and fresh i just eat raw. if it's of lower quality i probably would cook/bbq it, but i don't really trust/deal with lower quality oysters so i guess i wouldn't really buy,cook one and eat it.

maybe a good smoked oyster or one implemented in a actual dish.

or those preserved china oysters yellow people eat with beer. or the canned ones that the spanish are fond of...but that's not too bbq steez though, huh? more picnic or str8 up chillin.

[6ixes&7evens]

-Heres what we usually bbq.

Polish Sausages

Hot Links

Hamburger

Korean Short Ribs(marinated)

Chicken(marinated+seasoned)

Pork Rib+ Dry Rub

Oysters(grilled)

Chitlins(seasoned grilled)

Calamari(seasoned grilled)

asparagus rolled with bacon (grilled)

Cured Steak( we save this for the end)

Corn.

-Heres the cold/warm stuff.

Potato Salad

Bread

Vegan Pasta?<- out of all my years i only tried this once or twice the women seem to like it though

basic hamburger stuff

Drinks

Heineken

Corona

Patron Silver

Henessey Privilege

Midorii Sour

Jose Cuervo Silver

Apple Martini Mix thing

-Festivities

Cards

Dominoes

Football

Frisbee

Hula Hoops

Water Guns

I know im forgetting a few things but this is what i can remember atm

[Guest jmatsu]

^alot of that shit is standard/good, but your list just seems so random. not genuine. like a pot luck party with your uncles and grandmama. i mean your list lacks method or consistent logic. don't know if you can understand this, you being a virgin and all...

and you drink Heineken...fuck u.

[salaryman]

Asparagus and bacon for sure.

People always seem to request corn on the cob but I never provide it, I guess it's kind of a crowd favorite but doesn't really do it for me. Rather buy some zuchini or cool ranch doritos.

Also, card games are good (anyone in the midwest play Euchre?)

but usually toward the end when its just you and your 4 actual friends left to play, smoke, and finish the beer.

[Guest jmatsu]

Asparagus and bacon for sure.

People always seem to request corn on the cob but I never provide it, I guess it's kind of a crowd favorite but doesn't really do it for me. Rather buy some zuchini or cool ranch doritos.

Also, card games are good (anyone in the midwest play Euchre?)

but usually toward the end when its just you and your 4 actual friends left to play, smoke, and finish the beer.

foil-yaki shit always comes out decent and is a jap/asian standard i guess.

yaki onigiri usually makes everyone happy plus impresses people who are trying it for the 1st time. when i was poor we used to not clean the grill after the meat and what not. the yaki onigiri would often soak up some of the residual flavors if you threw it on right quick.

[6ixes&7evens]

^alot of that shit is standard/good, but your list just seems so random. not genuine. like a pot luck party with your uncles and grandmama. i mean your list lacks method or consistent logic. don't know if you can understand this, you being a virgin and all...

and you drink Heineken...fuck u.

your right i dont understand. we just buy what we think people would like and it turns out they usually do. and when it comes to drinking im not a snob i'll drink whateva aslong as its cold & gets me buzz

[Guest jmatsu]

your right i dont understand. we just buy what we think people would like and it turns out they usually do. and when it comes to drinking im not a snob i'll drink whateva aslong as its cold & gets me buzz

not a big deal, but my point is that your contribution to this thread is tantamount to telling me that clouds are white. or like suggesting a random old navy jkt for the winter season in the good jkts thread or the yes/no.

and if you don't care about your beer, why not just buy some high alcohol content ghetto 40ozs?. get you drunk quicker and is cheaper.

[6ixes&7evens]

not a big deal, but my point is that your contribution to this thread is tantamount to telling me that clouds are white. or like suggesting a random old navy jkt for the winter season in the good jkts thread or the yes/no.

Oh, ok.

and if you don't care about your beer, why not just buy some high alcohol content ghetto 40ozs?. get you drunk quicker and is cheaper.

I never said I didnt care jus sayin im not gonna be all bitchass about it n be like "Oh you guys are drinking budweiser? fuck that i dont drink that crap" n then to proceed to not drink at all, honestly when im hella broke i do drink that high alcohol ghetto 40's and cheap alcohol like E&J.

whats so bad about Heineken anyway?

[Guest jmatsu]

I never said I didnt care jus sayin im not gonna be all bitchass about it n be like "Oh you guys are drinking budweiser? fuck that i dont drink that crap" n then to proceed to not drink at all, honestly when im hella broke i do drink that high alcohol ghetto 40's and cheap alcohol like E&J.

whats so bad about Heineken anyway?

whateves! u just said you drink whateva so long as its cold and you catch a buzz. if it's a matter of being broke i understand, but i'm sure salaryman has enough money to throw something better then a random poverty potluck party or a squater's bbq. obviously if someone is drinking beer that i don't like, i am not gonna drink that shit nor complain about it to their faces (unless they persistently insist i partake in their nasty beverages). if we talking about shit whether it be jawns, food, culture etc on a materialistic forum, and someone posts something i don't like, i obviously have to do my job and stimulate the forum. hate on some shit.

heineken? too me it tastes shit. and in america it is the ultimate college jock or bro beer. in a social setting, (if i had 2 choose) i'd actually rather be seen drinking a bud or a 40 then that of a heineken.

[iGIT]

back to topic please.

How about water balloons instead of the slip and slide?

[6ixes&7evens]

what i ment by whateva was that i'll drink whatevers available.

i think typical bro/college beer would be more along the lines of keystone/natty

[jack napier]

get a bunch of cigars

[soonami]

Always a hit:

I think that an outdoor table for beer pong or flip cup, music, plenty of chairs, and a bon-fire (if allowed) are what usually goes down when I leave the city and have a country cook-out. I know it's an east coast thing, but Wiffle Ball is like baseball, but easier in confined spaces, has a ball that really moves, and can be played with relatively few people of varying skill level.

[DaBestSpoona]

get a bunch of cigars

I misread this as get a bunch of cougars, which isnt too bad of an idea either

[magicy]

little bit phallic, but mabe phallic shaped items are also summer related. Regardless, rocket pops.

[RSR]

heineken? too me it tastes shit. and in america it is the ultimate college jock or bro beer. in a social setting, (if i had 2 choose) i'd actually rather be seen drinking a bud or a 40 then that of a heineken.

Yes, thank you. I'll reach for a Highlife or some shitty PBR over a Sweineken any day of the week.

[ProfMonnitoff]

[AstroWolf]

best corn on the cob bbq trick IS=

dont take the corn out of the husk... get a big pot, and soak the corn in the husk in the water for at least a half hour.

place said corn on the grill, not wrapped or anything at all, turn when the husk is burned with nice char lines... it tastes fucking amazing, and is impressive to your non bbq aficionado...

[dismalfuture]

^ We used to do the same at my house, best suited to outdoor-eating only, since the husks and silks get messy. Nowadays for some reason my parents like husking the corn and putting it directly on the grill, so it caramelizes. It can also make pretty mediocre corn taste better that way too, since most of America just gets tons of crappy 10 ears for a buck corn from a supermarket.

I'm trying to have a mini-BBQ this week, just my gf, my dog, and my gf's friends. This thread is good. I am not sure what I will make but it will of course deliver.