Babeeeeeezzz

[willy cheesesteak]

g3Hx2ilVZoQ

[mrchariybrown]

2 liter cola

baby rats

roll of mentos

record it

post it

[sawn-off chef]

this ^^^^^^

this is genius, you must try it. god what the fuck is wrong with us?

[willy cheesesteak]

shiet, chariybrown you are on to something...

[willy cheesesteak]

also, extreme badminton. think about it.

[khoiphan92]

well i feel bad cause the last rat we poured rum on it and toasted it. and the rat before we drowned. does god hate me

[phen3N]

please elaborate on ratboy option

[khoiphan92]

you mean... you dont know...?

[mrchariybrown]

squish them

let them bake in the sun

sell on supermarket as exclusive flat head japanese rare leather key chains

[mrchariybrown]

does god hate me

god loves you and is give you another chance to do awesomer things with rats

stop being a blasphemous heathen and take advantage of this grand opportunity

[willy cheesesteak]

if you have a mini remote controlled tank or monster truck, use it.

[khoiphan92]

squish them

let them bake in the sun

sell on supermarket as exclusive flat head japanese rare leather key chains

are you by any chance a telemarketer.

[mrchariybrown]

stick them down your pants

bet someone you can detach your balls from your penis

grab the rats and toss it at them

win bet

[mrchariybrown]

do you by any chance a telemarketer

if I say I am, will you do something with those rats?????

[khoiphan92]

apparently you didnt watch the rat movie. watch it and ill do something

[lak]

Few things come to mind

Illegal fireworks

Xtreme baby rat street luge

Indiana Jones giant boulder reenactment (another Harrison Ford concept)

Wood shop safety video

R/C monster truck crash test dummy (Brad Pitt concept)

Edit: Just remembered reading that hurting animals is the first step on the path to becoming a serial killer. =)

[Knugget]

they are your fucking lab rats. fucking go drug them and see what they do.

[khoiphan92]

ok guys, i have 4. heres what ive chosen for two

[sawn-off chef]

see if one decays in a bottle of coke after a week? that shit will destroy your teeth.

[Guest jmatsu]

rats...

why not give your gerbil a day off?

[Leonard Leroy]

Eat the rats. Like peanuts.

[murdered out]

only thing worst then rats are these ugly disease carrying bastards

they come in the plenty to my garden during summer and wont die easily. it took 20 shots from my air rifle to kill one that wandered next to my room. not really surprised though considering these things have survived since the time dinosaurs roamed the earth. im thinking i should get a 22 cal. for these sons of bitches but i live in a pretty urbanized part of town and dont want the neighbors getting spooked from the bang.

oh and please dump those baby rats into a bowl of acetone.

[khoiphan92]

see if one decays in a bottle of coke after a week? that shit will destroy your teeth.

THAT IS FUCKING SICK YOU SHUOLD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSEF

[Orion]

Launch 'em into space.

[sawn-off chef]

don't you DARE get moral with me mister strap newborn rats to fireworks, you're just mad because i thought of it first >: D

[khoiphan92]

yes sir. .

[sawn-off chef]

is it safe to say that the coke bottle is in the top 3?

[khoiphan92]

ill have to think it over tonight. in the meantime i submerged them in milk just incase they get hungry at night

boy are they loud

[willy cheesesteak]

you should melt a stick of butter and pour it in to where you're keeping them

[lak]

Melt the butter in the microwave, with the rats.

Mmm.