Babeeeeeezzz

[neptunecitylocal]

put'em in straws and spit them at your sibling. preferably a sister. maybe a brother.

[6ixes&7evens]

cut off its limbs then burn it to stop the bleeding. then proceed to drown them until they are about to die and pull them out to rest. treat them nicely then repeat the process

[cinderella]

dont keep them, whatever you do. Theyre wild rats, so they'll be fucking nasty when they grow up.

I took someone's gerbils in once because i didnt want them to be fed to a python and now i am stuck with two fatass old gerbils who make lots of noise and hide all day. shit sucks man.

[playdisonlyatnight]

^ give them to me and ill make a gerbil edition of this thread

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[playdisonlyatnight]

http://www.rmca.org/Articles/orphans.htm

Sounds like a lot of work.

Stimulate the baby to go to the bathroom. It cannot go on its own. The mother would lick their private parts to stimulate them. Use a cotton ball (or your finger) dipped in warm water and lightly and quickly brush over their private parts. If the baby is dehydrated, it may not urinate.

L O L

[cinderella]

when i read shit like that i imagine some obese woman in the midwest carefully tending to her rat babies, breathing in that heavy way that fat people do when theyre concentrating

[Leonard Leroy]

ew fat peopl

[transactionfee]

omg i love gummy bears, so hungry

[whitney]

when I was younger I had hamsters and I tried to make them procreate..instead one went after the other and clawed it's eyes out. (0) I made sure to pick one female and one male too

you could always keep them and pit them against each other when they grow up. like how pple have cock fights except with rats

or

grow them into nasty little buggers and set them loose on annoying neighbors..

[Magsåvningsreserven]

pick them up maybe? keep them warm maybe? iunno.

rofl .

[OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE]

http://www.gnc.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3553839

cross post from meat heads

SUPER MEGA FUCKING RATS

[B-Dawg]

This is sad. (0)

[redX]

damn this thread is nastier than 4chan O.o

anyway you shoulda followed your uncles advice

[willy cheesesteak]

put'em in straws and spit them at your sibling. preferably a sister. maybe a brother.

bubble tea straw lulz

[Begåvningsreserven]

[khoiphan92]

[sophiapark]

find a snake and feed them to the snake.

they'll be just as selfish as the one that ran when they grow up..

[Osmosis Jones]

let them die, dip them in chocolate. give them to people you hate.

[Guest mac81586]

Put them on skewers and bbq them.

[ROYALEFATALE]

rc car sounds like a good idea, except get two, strap rats to the front bumpers, see who can survive the most head-on collisions