Awesome CRAIGSLIST Ad................^v^v

[FloridaE46]

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/crs/1132328435.html

Looking For A TRUST FUND HIPSTER Or J.A.P. Girl To Leech Off 4 Summer (Brooklyn/Manhattan)

Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

Date: 2009-04-20, 10:57PM EDT

I am interning this Summer and looking for someone to house me plus the occasional meal. Benefits outweigh the Cons.

**Here's what I am looking for. You must meet at least 97% of the requirements.**

-Must be a girl, from birth and currently

-Trust fund hipster. Trust fund anything might slide.

-J.A.P. (Jewish American Princess)

-Can house me from mid May - mid Aug. (in a bed, w/ or w/o you)

-A decent place in Brooklyn, no more than a 20 minute commute to Williamsburg

-A 6+ on the untold scale of ratings

-Not looking for money

-No pointy elbows

-Under 160 pounds (baby you can't weigh more than me)

-No REAL STD's

-Can occasionally take me out to eat

-$$$$$$$$$$$$

**Here is what you get.**

-An amazing guy to brag about to your girlfriends and parents

-A couple pictures together

-Facebook status "it's complicated" on both our ends

-I can provide a sense of safety and boost your ego

-Can tag along to parties, concerts and other sorts of gatherings

-Possibility of a life long relationship depending on how well you meet the above requirements

-The pleasure of watching me eat the $90 Chilean Sea Bass I'll order when you take me out

-I can provide you with knowledge on how to be a mans dream girl

-Probably can score you some leggings with eyeballs on them

-Possibility of me staying longer than 3 months

Please provide a picture, amount of money you have immediate access to (ballpark is fine) and where you live.

[cyberPUNK]

i see you've found my ad.

[6ixes&7evens]

i jack sufu pics and make casual encounter/weird sex act ads on craigslist. Diamonds and GBC had the best looking girl offers.

[mr fluffernutter]

thats an awful thing to do

[6ixes&7evens]

thats an awful thing to do

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man."