facebook statuses: yours, what is it.

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

Calvin Oscar hasn't worn skinny clothes in ages (2 days)

scott m. - I DONT LIKE THIS!!!! NO MOAR SUPREME.

[sawn-off chef]

Scott Mirtsopoulos has a HUGE man-crush on calvin .

all of sufu should add me.

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

^^ that is actually what his status is

[Chris-Craft]

"safe sex is great sex. better wear a latex, cause you dont want that late text. that 'i think im late' text."

[ojjairus]

needs to stop doin things and do things

[ProfMonnitoff]

is reading a shitty thread on superfuture

[minou]

"just realised that he's really lactose intolerant"

[wrong_move]

One man's too little information is another man's too much information

[bouwnt]

or another man's J.E.I.

Just Enough Information..

[longrun]

Matt Mxxxxxxx äta godis och ta det lugnt

[mrip]

this square represents W.M.B.A.T.T.

[ojjairus]

"i have your dream girl riding in YOUR dream car"

[sawn-off chef]

Scott Mirtsopoulos Dip Dip, Santana, Set, Set.

[Desi]

always a random girl walking into your room at 2am concept

[6ixes&7evens]

Gureeeeeeeeen Laaaaaaaaaaagaaaaaaaaaaaaan

[minou]

"wants to punch his bro-in-law's face"

[weidna]

weidna doesn't know how to feel about coachella's set times finally getting posted. this is the true meaning of bittersweet.

[lawless]

on my chick friend's fb:

"like Observe and Report was sooo good like it should win an acadamy award or something. seriously"

AHH STUPID TRICK TRICK TRICK

[jeepster]

"Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole: http://neighborhood-threat.tk"

[jhxkcd]

"et alors, qu'est-ce qui s'est passé? ... Rien, Grunwalski, il est mort de froid" -- haha, oh man

[weidna]

on my chick friend's fb:

"like Observe and Report was sooo good like it should win an acadamy award or something. seriously"

AHH STUPID TRICK TRICK TRICK

this thread now also includes other people's shitty/annoying/overdone facebook statuses:

this dude i know's right now:

"(gey bro) is rainbows and sunshine on cloudy days :-)"

and just about anything with "fml" at the end of it.

[capa]

"needs a ticket for The Walkmen show."

[jeepster]

^co-sign

wish I could go

[Chris-Craft]

bleed blue 24/7 365