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   Okay So I Flopped Split Top Two Pair With A Straight Draw          
    Meanwhile There Was A Possible Flush Showing On The Turn          
     So Worried About A Check-raise I Bet For Information             
      Only To Find That One Opponent Had Flopped Split Top An         
       Bottom Pair And The Other Simply Didn't Know What He           
        Was Doing And That Ladies And Gentlemen Is How The            
         Sit-and-go One-table Tournament Was Won                      

   Oh Fuck Wait This Is Stargate                                      

   Okay How About Some Comment About How Constellations Are Not       
    A Valid Way To Designate A Real Point In Four Dimensional         
     Spacetime Or At Least Something About How Much Of A Hunk         
      James Spader Was             

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      /           \  Alyssa                           
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