recession proofing

[homi29]

things that will not fall or falter during a recession

1)

sportfreak6901

[plongin]

financial markets down leading to

increase in unemployment rates which in turn leads to

tightening of consumer spending which includes

reduction of business for hookers who is replaced by

free downloadable pornography which is a substitute good.

[Pandemonium]

i think everyone should invest in spoons because there will never be a shortage of spoon requirement. (what?)

as in, there will always be a demand.

also, my local restaurant has a large supply.

HUZZAH!

[ProfMonnitoff]

basically any demerit good will have the fuck consumed out of it

invest in the crack and hookers industry

[headcoat]

Best job in times like this is financial pundit on CNBC.

[panicnation]

jawns are recession proof.

invest in jawns.

[billy.]

i read that they're down 20 percent.

[JackPhotography]

invest in whatever else is going to get privatized or deregulated

seems to work for the friends of the neocons

[geekbonchic]

Store your cash in your mattress.

[homi29]

invest in serta then?

[broneck]

wait for canadian election to pan out. then maybe invest in canadian privatized healthcare.

[gramps]

I'm going to rob Canadian superfuturians.

[homi29]

this will fill you

[gfunkdocta]

own one of these.

[broneck]

please treat my initial post as an ad-lib

wait for canadian election to pan out. then maybe invest in canadian privatized _______.

fill in the blank!

[ProfMonnitoff]

jawns/crack/hookers

[azn8oi]

so. when i come home, will the country be at war with itself?

[Gouf]

if young is what they want

then young is what they gettin

they ask me what i do i tell em teachin for a livin

what you say nigga?

i could show you how to make a mill right now

and i could show you how to make a mill right now

[amo te]

ahbTTJlWnmI

*HUSTLER'S DIET ACTIVATED*

[Sayword]

The best time to own one of these:

[ChaseDizzy]

[svenska]

Jesus

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[freecat]

gold... drugs... art masterpieces...