What totally does it for you?

[billy.]

don't deny it billy.

:confused:

[jeepster]

:confused:

damn, shows for me.

i guess they don't allow hot linking anymorez.

hold on: EDIT:

[geekbonchic]

You could drive a semi through that vag gap.

[c.r.e.a.m.]

thats awesome.

[billy.]

Jeep <3

[Ahlvahroe]

i havent read any of this thread so hopefully im not being redundant

dark skin with light eyes

light skin with really dark hair

colorful 'feminine' (cant think of a better way to describe it) tattoos

and of course the disproportionate waist to hip ratio

[tangerine]

imperfect beauty; asymmetry here, scar there

intelligence

sense of humor

outspoken and with lots of attitude

passionate

curves

[Jkissi7]

Stuff:

1) When a girl knows how to order in a restaurant. She doesn't take forever to look at the menu or ask you 14 questions about what you're having, she knows how she wants her meat cooked, and she uses doesn't just get the lobster to be that bitch.

2) She laughs genuinely, even at people who aren't funny.

3) She knows about wine.

4) She closes her eyes when she dances.

5) She bakes cupcakes.

6) Coughs when smoking weed.

This is a very smart man.

[sybaritical]

• Yoga body

• Rational and balanced personality.

• Culturally and sexually broadminded

• I find a cute accent is always very nice.

*Unfortunately in my experience, the first two points on my list seem to be

mutually exclusive.

[kunk75]

not kunk? fuck you

dream boy is tall, and has cute hair (not kunk & joey_formal style.. lion mane? fierce!)

he definitely is not filipino

is hilarious, smart, and steezy for sure.

<3

[villain]

a black woman that is 80% black person and 20% nigga

any more or less and all is ruined

[samsikle]

not kunk? fuck you

noooooo! the hair, kunkalicious!

[maxlin]

don't take themselves so seriously

has a sense of humor

[artificialsky]

• girls who are blood 4 lyfe

[maxlin]

i have found your soulmate

[salaryman]

or you mean this?

[BostonWardrobe]

She isn't afraid to lock eyes. And if they're eyes are big and bright, even better.

She gets nervous & excited and shows it for only a moment.

She has a big honest laugh.

She takes out glasses to read.

She can pour beer/say an honest thank you.

She bakes a mean cake.

[Gilead]

Real tall or real short.

Scars and freckles, especially if either goes across her nose.

Glasses.

Short choppy hair or long wavy hair.

Doesn't play games when she likes me.

Talented at something, preferably a bunch of things.

Petite with a long slender neck.

Can be geeky or nerdy but must not be corny.

Intelligent and willing to try new stuff.

Man I could go on for ages.

[broneck]

i am a bugchaser. only poscum gets me off.

[bouwnt]

dat's some freaky shit, why not scrape the floors of The Greasy Manhole or lick a-b-c condoms since u desperately trolling for seed

[thescott]

my only prerequiste is bish gotta know how to do the kid n play dance.

[mrchariybrown]

a girl that doesn't need to put on make up for others to see how beautiful she is..

[dolly]

-someone who can drive a stick and shoot a gun, so i don't feel weird about being able to do so

appreciates food a LOT, and likes when i cook/bake for them...and will do the same for me.

-interested in art, fashion, music, etc. without being a pretentious asshole about it...that's been mentioned a few times already but it's so god damn true, i can sniff those people out from a mile away.

-well traveled

-when i catch him looking at me, but pretend i didn't notice haha

-has a filthy sense of humour (farts make me lol way too much)

[billy.]

you forgot thick necks.

[avatar]

asian girls

thin girls

redheads

really superpale white girls

freckles

fashion sense

ambition

atheism

nerdiness

[dolly]

you forgot thick necks.

well, you do know what they say about guys with thick necks...

[Liberation1945]

bigger neckholes on shirts my *****

[digital_denim]

well, you do know what they say about guys with thick necks...

Sleep Apnea?

[mrchariybrown]

well, you do know what they say about guys with thick necks...

superior cock swallowing abilities? (10)

[dolly]

i also love it when boys dance, even if they're god awful. it's about 283942387 times better than seeing them standing with their backs to the wall, or posted up at the bar all night.