doin hood thangs

[uhhuh69]

you ain't hood

[whitney]

3rd grade

I had a classmate that borrowed $1, I waited for about a week but he never paid me back.

so then I told him I'm gonna start charging him a quarter a day on top of the $1, for every day he was late.

ended up paying me $5

Edited July 7, 2014 by whitney

[Guest Awtizm]

yo all my stories are hood classics 

 

one time me and the homie were cruisin in and we get pulled over i guess cuz we look like hoodlums.. anyway the cops were azn bitch and black dude partners and they said they saw me stash sum shit under the seat and started to call k9. we were like bruh that's unnecessary you can search the whip yourselves, so they search it and they ask to search us as well.

i had a pack of altoids in my pocket and the cop said they were mollies and i almost got arrested for being a kingpin...

 

anywho, at the end of the whole shit the black dude told me to have a good day and to go fuck my bitch =]

[EG562]

Parked in the carpool spot today at work.

Drove solo.