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College gear (Hollister etc.)

APC

British people

Chuck Taylors

Dunks

Hats that aren't navy and white and don't have an NY on them

Nom de Guerre

Lower Manhattan

That filthy spic Aron- the Don

Popped collars when you don't play rugby

Overpriced beers

T shirts that have pictures of sneakers on them and then wearing the matching sneaker. You get slapped with the tooly if I catch you tryna pull that.

Edited by Francis Begbie on Oct 20, 2005 at 07:46 PM

--- Original message by Francis Begbie on Oct 20, 2005 07:37 PM

whats up with this kid? hating on us brits?

any reason in particular or just annoyed that american birds seem to be quite attracted to us? yeah, thats from first-hand experience. sure, a lot of us are poncy upperclass cunts but that aint no reason to hate on the rest of us, it aint like we class all americans as dumbass rednecks now, is it?

"You get slapped with the tooly if I catch you tryna pull that. "

hahaha man, not that i do that, but who the fuck are you trying to fool, kiddo?

anyway, later

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GOOD LIST, BUT TO CONCUR AND TO ADD TO IT

- ABERCROMBIE

- TRUCKER HATS

- EMO/INDIE ANYTHING

- WEARING OPEN TOED SHOES

- WEARING SHIT FOR THE SOLE REASON OF TRYING TO GET ASS

- GUYS WEARING STRIPPED DRESS SHIRTS UNTUCKED WITH DESIGNER JEANS AND BLACK SHOES TO GET IN A CLUB.

- MOST NIKES

- LOW-RISE JEANS THAT SHOW PANTIES ON ANYGIRL WHO'S NOT ABSOLUTELY HOT.

- GIRLS WHO ARE NOT ABSOLUTELY HOT WHO WEAR SHIT BECAUSE THEY THINK IT SHOWS OFF THEIR ASS/BREAST.

- GIRLS WHO WEAR REALLY SHORT SKIRTS WHO AREN'T ABSOLUTELY HOT.

- ULTRA DISTRESSED JEANS

- WEARING SNEAKERS WITH A SUIT

- WEARING A BLAZER WITH A T SHIRT

- GUYS WHO WORK OUT ALOT AND INSIST OF WEARING REALLY TIGHT T-SHIRTS.

- UGGS ON GIRLS

- NORTH FACE BACKPACKS

- BRAND COLLABOS THAT DO NOT MAKE ANYTHING SUBSTANTIVE

Edited by Sauce on Nov 16, 2005 at 07:37 PM

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GOOD LIST, BUT TO CONCUR AND TO BRING ADD TO IT

- ABERCROMBIE

- TRUCKER HATS

- EMO/INDIE ANYTHING

- WEARING OPEN TOED SHOES

- WEARING SHIT FOR THE SOLE REASON OF TRYING TO GET ASS

- GUYS WEARING STRIPPED DRESS SHIRTS UNTUCKED WITH DESIGNER JEANS AND BLACK SHOES TO GET IN A CLUB.

- MOST NIKES

- LOW-RISE JEANS THAT SHOW PANTIES ON ANYGIRL WHO'S NOT ABSOLUTELY HOT.

- GIRLS WHO ARE NOT ABSOLUTELY HOT WHO WEAR SHIT BECAUSE THEY THINK IT SHOWS OFF THEIR ASS/BREAST.

- GIRLS WHO WEAR REALLY SHORT SKIRTS WHO AREN'T ABSOLUTELY HOT.

- ULTRA DISTRESSED JEANS

- WEARING SNEAKERS WITH A SUIT

- WEARING A BLAZER WITH A T SHIRT

- GUYS WHO WORK OUT ALOT AND INSIST OF WEARING REALLY TIGHT T-SHIRTS.

- UGGS ON GIRLS

- NORTH FACE BACKPACKS

- BRAND COLLABOS THAT DO NOT MAKE ANYTHING SUBSTANTIVE

- GOLF STYLE CLOTHING

Edited by Sauce on Nov 16, 2005 at 06:34 PM

--- Original message by Sauce on Nov 16, 2005 06:31 PM

good list, especially the "GUYS WEARING STRIPPED DRESS SHIRTS UNTUCKED WITH DESIGNER JEANS AND BLACK SHOES TO GET IN A CLUB." Read this regarding this, It is hilarious. http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=239&SectionID=11&LayoutType=1

I disagree with these though: Some can be Ok at times.

- WEARING SNEAKERS WITH A SUIT

- WEARING A BLAZER WITH A T SHIRT

- UGGS ON GIRLS

I like them, but seriously can you think of another pair of cool boots for ladies this winter? I was just looking for my sister and can't find any

- NORTH FACE BACKPACKS

Still a good product, regardless of the hype

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I have a north face backpack too, it's a good product, but almost worth the price - but still, i think it's a bad trend b/c everyone has one. I know, some people might think "it's quality, doesn't matter what others wear or do, as long as I like it" I generally agree with this mantra but there's something to be said when everyone does it.

Personally, if everyone wears APCs (including frat abercrombie guys), though apc's might be quality and good, but to me, this factor would probably detract from the attractiveness value that I put on those. In other words, to me, other people opnions matter (just to what degree). and your article on stripped dress shirts- hilarious.

Oh on a side note, as to the list. We should assign ugly values (UV) to all bad trends, from 1-10. In my book, guys with ultra distressed jeans are about a 6 (fairly worse than average ugly), and sandals (5 moderately ugly).

Everytime a bad trend is combined, say "guys with ultra distressed jeans" are wearing sandals, their ugly value (UV) should be multiplied together. Thus, in the example, UV= 5x6 making an ugly product of 30.

Edited by Sauce on Nov 16, 2005 at 07:49 PM

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Quote: - LOW-RISE JEANS THAT SHOW PANTIES ON ANYGIRL WHO'S NOT ABSOLUTELY HOT.

- GIRLS WHO ARE NOT ABSOLUTELY HOT WHO WEAR SHIT BECAUSE THEY THINK IT SHOWS OFF THEIR ASS/BREAST.

- GIRLS WHO WEAR REALLY SHORT SKIRTS WHO AREN'T ABSOLUTELY HOT.

Pretty true, but hey ugly girls need love too.

Quote: - UGGS ON GIRLS

Its ok if its on jeans, but with mini-skirts? blah, i hate the country look

Quote: If he does, I’ll scrub it out with his dick and some bleach! I mean it!

No wonder you don't get the ladies...you homo icon_smile_big.gif

Edited by DJ_Flame on Nov 16, 2005 at 10:16 PM

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anything that could not be worn on wall st by a 40+ white male.

myspace.

fire.

people who hate things they were wearing two months ago.

copywrite laws.

converse(well i guess nike),bonus points for leopard print or hot pink.

the web2.0(seriously, have you seen the tag cloud for that thing? Wait i need to go stab my self in the cock so i can stop the wanking)

Edited by fixoid on Mar 8, 2006 at 08:24 AM

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Terrycloth sweats with words like

Precious, hot, juicy, or anything of the sort plastered across both ass cheeks and said pants with the waist band gratitously rolled up so as to facilitate the Dreaded Camel Toe...and additionally, too much cologne...MEN PLEASE..one to two drops and nothing above the neck. WOMEN put it on once in the morning and leave it at HOME..you are choking me to fucking death in here. That is all for the moment.

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