Has a down syndrome person ever tried to fight you?

[organic ketchup]

This motherfuckin' retard challenged me to a fight today. I was at Arby's ordering some food and this guy is there with no adult supervision and shit just posted up in FRONT of the register. I'm ready to order and the mexican lady working is too afraid to tell him to move so I can order. I tried to ask him in simplest terms to move but he ain't understand.... dude was just breathing heavily and fogging up his specs. So I nudge his shoulder a little to get him to move and then the fucker started moaning like chewbacca. He starts mumbling, "IMMA FIGHT U, IMMA FIGHT U" and I'm all trying to get my order in. So I order and then go sit down facing the street so I don't have to see this fucker, and all the while he is still talking shit behind me and sounding like he's crying. They call my order and I went up and just as I reached for my tray this guy grabs my wrist with a fucking retard vice grip! Dude took my blood pressure in one squeeze. I was like holy shit, this motherfucker got retarded power!!! I was hella scared I just looked at him in horror and money was staring out the corner of his eyes (WTF). To ease the tension, I said "Curly Fries" in a really softspoken manner and that settled dudes nerves enough to release his grip. I took the fuckin tray out to my car and ate there.

Have they ever pulled this shit on you before?!!

[Pandemonium]

great copypasta.

[RyanF]

cliff notes?

[Egpt]

i think clopek once beat up a retard. i'm awaiting his contribution to this thread

[RyanF]

ok...i actually read it

when retard powers are activated, one can take out a score of grown men

[julzkind]

i have a young cousin who is slow and his hits are like strongest man shit. knock you the fuck out kind of hits.

the only thing that would hurt him was hitting him on the bottom of his feet.

this is what you have to do when you wake up to find him staring at you for the 8th time in the same night.

[showbiz00ditc]

i think clopek once beat up a retard. i'm awaiting his contribution to this thread

i think that guy was just dyslexic or deaf or something

[Guest Saboteur.]

Yes all the time.

[AstroWolf]

it took me years to realize that Arbys menas RB´s which referes to the roast beef hell they sell. took me years.

[cernunnos]

Isn't Down Syndrome also called Mongolism?

[Guest Yons07]

it took me years to realize that Arbys menas RB´s which referes to the roast beef hell they sell. took me years.

I never even knoew that lol.

[alterion]

booooyaah!

[broneck]

i think clopek once beat up a retard. i'm awaiting his contribution to this thread

schizophrenic thanks.

[bouwnt]

Isn't Down Syndrome also called Mongolism?

i talked about this with a lady i used to work with, she said her son was a mongoloid, but that's apparently a derogatory term.

however, one time at the fair a mongo tried to fight me. i was trying to show my friend something by ways of my pointer finger and he just happened to be in the frame, thought i was pointing and laughing at him. he waddles over, walking with a heavy head swags, and charges me up on this offense. he tries to throw a punch at me and misses, so i throw my hand up and instead of hitting him, i whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. if anything, i can say that this cab is rare but i thought "nah forget it" - 'yo holmes, to bel-air!'

[spacemanvt]

it took me years to realize that Arbys menas RB´s which referes to the roast beef hell they sell. took me years.

+1 lol!

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[GiZMO]

i look mongol and i try fite sometime

i have a young cousin who is slow and his hits are like strongest man shit. knock you the fuck out kind of hits.

the only thing that would hurt him was hitting him on the bottom of his feet.

this is what you have to do when you wake up to find him staring at you for the 8th time in the same night.

my friend got brother who is like this. he's very kind but he can randomly snap like once he just killed the pet parakeet and he just stands in the dark like in the bathroom youd ont even see him until you're midstream. its funny when he just pulls down his pants to pee somewehre tho

[billy.]

during my first week at college a retarded person tried to fight me at a pizzeria. He even followed me back to campus.

[bouwnt]

was he retarded before, or was he retarded for trying to fight you?y ou say tomato, i say existential ennui.

who knows, pepperonis make me a little bit crazy too.

[kiya]

You shoulda sprayed him with the Horsey Sauce.

[landho]

Retard rage ain't nothin' to fuck with.

i talked about this with a lady i used to work with, she said her son was a mongoloid, but that's apparently a derogatory term.

It's also confusing because "mongoloid" is an anthropological term referring to East Asian people. (Cf. "caucasoid" and "negroid.")

[w00tah]

the red sauce and horsey sauce are delicious

[Vanquish Gold]

Will back away no matter what... respect the difference.

[MataLeao]

Retard rage ain't nothin' to fuck with.

very true indeed...never under estimate the power of "retard strength"

I once saw a MMA fight and one of the coaches was yelling to his fighter, "use your retard strength!"

[doctorworm]

of mice and men

[destructodisk]

i was acosted by a man who looked like a wolf two days ago while working. he threw a bicycle tire at the truck i was in and then started raving about something along the lines of "the trees are dying" and then proceeded to point at me rather fiercely.

i just sat there in awe as this all played out and then he shuffled off.

so, he didn't have down syndrome i guess. he was batshit crazy though.

[Tyro1]

[jimmyc]

Close as I have ever come

click here

[PHAT HEAD CAMEL TOEZ]

Does this (down syndrome looking) person trying to fight me count? The jaw and the pose is spot on.

[salaryman]

No, but I used to get in get my half-retarded friend Calvin to beat kids up in elementary school. Kid was a fucking beast and all I had to do was give him a snickers bar every week.

[LeatherSeatBelt]

i remember this year in the beggining of the year some retarded kid flipped out in our school. it was in the quad and EVERYONE was watching him. he got to a point where he was banging his head with the trash can, hulk status. he even threw a couple punches at the principal. everywhere he ran everyone was scream and scatter. that was the highlight of the school year