Dear Junglejane...

[onemancult]

ina, you can help put babby into balenciaga robot tights? they are small and clinky and i require assistance with this task.

[geekbonchic]

My store is constantly frequented by wealthy housewives with their kids. I play with them. Does this make me qualified to handle a baby?

I mean, I can make a baby laugh like nobody's business.

[DüM]

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[onemancult]

EDIT: i posted this really sweet, well-meaning message about kids,

but DUM ruined it with this video.

and by ruined it, i mean he made me laugh so hard i shat through my nose.

[geekbonchic]

Somewhere, there is a showmom from the 90s who is seeing this spread all over the Internet and then clutching the last framed photo she has of her son before he killed himself at the age of 15.

In the other hand, a bottle of pills.

[mrip]

i have nothing witty to post in this thread

[junglejane]

JJ approves of this threak

and Inaya can become second mother to the babby lovechild

DUM can you take your zepbra pants to the tailor to get altered for babby

I want him to wear purple zebra to baptism

[Charlie Delta]

it kind of turns me on that youre into goya products.

i might end up abandoning my lovechild.

either that or maybe you can help jane and i raise it? would you be down for being mommy number two?

and Inaya can become second mother to the babby lovechild

Lay off my woman!!!

[mr fluffernutter]

EDIT: i posted this really sweet, well-meaning message about kids,

but DUM ruined it with this video.

and by ruined it, i mean he made me laugh so hard i shat through my nose.

that was way too creepy to watch

[inaya]

Somewhere, there is a showmom from the 90s who is seeing this spread all over the Internet and then clutching the last framed photo she has of her son before he killed himself at the age of 15.

In the other hand, a bottle of pills.

I giggled.

[jimmyc]

[onemancult]