Dear Junglejane...

[onemancult]

I'M SINGLE NOW, LET'S RAISE OUR BABBY 2GETHER

[Darkadious]

CUPCAKE BONANZA!!!l

[Pandemonium]

junglejane, would you like to impregnate onemancult with your semen?

RSVP.

[Gouf]

hey , i just wanted to pop in and say hello to everybody (:

[onemancult]

there is already a leetle lateeno babby for us to raise, we has just been separated but i think time has come for me to make honest woman out of her.

[geekbonchic]

I would like to get to know junglejane biblically.

[edmond]

if ever you need a 3rd wheel for your threesome hit me up ok? i know you do that often 1mancult

[sarcasticone]

Edmond has been acting a little pervy lately.

[geekbonchic]

Lately? 10char

[sarcasticone]

Okay, a lot pervy and all the time.

[edmond]

harharhahrharhahrhaherr fapfapfapfapfapaaappppppp

[Lab]

posting

legendary thread

make sure the baby gets put on a good diet. one with deli meats but not ketchup.

and learns lotsa languages during its critical period

oh and name it Dorito

kkkkkkkk

[inaya]

lay off my woman.

[onemancult]

ms. adobo--

i dont think you know this but, long before you appeared, jj and i made a babby.

the sufu babby.

we have been raising it together, loosely. it spends half of its time with me in nyc and the rest of its time in italy.

i recently extricated myself from a long-term relationship -- yes, i cheated on my girlfriend in order to make this child a reality -- and would now like to make arrangements with my babby mamma to raise this kid legitimately. together.

love lift us up where we belong.

---j.

[edmond]

whos adobo?

[inaya]

haha @ ms. adobo.

I know about this babby, I was just fending off the other suitors.

[edmond]

your half filipino inaya?

[inaya]

no... I just like adobo!

[onemancult]

it kind of turns me on that youre into goya products.

i might end up abandoning my lovechild.

[onemancult]

either that or maybe you can help jane and i raise it? would you be down for being mommy number two?

[jeepster]

why do people on the west coast us ( when making their smiley faces, rather than )

west coast = (:

east coast =

wtf???

splain to me Goufy

[inaya]

hmm like polygamy? I like Big Love...

[Gouf]

na people one the westcoast dont exclusively make their smileys the reverse way, I just tend to do that because i'm left handed (;

[sistersuzie]

Can I babysit?

[DüM]

I do not support this thread.

[evisu 2000]

na people one the westcoast dont exclusively make their smileys the reverse way, I just tend to do that because i'm left handed (;

that is not the reverse way, that is the right way.

[onemancult]

DUM don't be jealous.

your ass was asleep and shit when the babby was conceived.

you dropped the ball, son.

-----

i love how i start talking about a sufu baby and manage to somehow nearly reel inaya in to being my second wife and sistersuzie wants to babysit.

ALL OTHER SUFU FEMALES PLZ SIGN UP AND PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE; IT TAKES A VILLAGE TO RAISE A CHILD.

[onemancult]

P.S. yes, SS, you can babysit.

oh oh oh

and can you make it little hats and outfits and things? that would be the cutest.

[Lab]

Them country boys on tha riiiiiiide!

With them big fat wheels on tha siiiiiiiiide!

Peep the verticayle grills on tha riiiiide!

and aw awww awww awwwwwwww

(:

[inaya]

P.S. yes, SS, you can babbysit.

fixedededd