this bitch im tryin to fuck is dead

[designersheep]

this bitch im tryin to fuck is Dead

Seriously there is no more to be said. I can't go around anywhere without people boasting about their bitches and being all cocky. Sure some bitches look good but when I realise the one I was trying to fuck with is dead its just depressing and I want to kill myself.

So far im stuck between two dead bodies in my cadillac with a busted engine that just ended. I want to smash my face

[homi29]

re: this bitch im tryin to fuck is dead

get some KY, dont let that stop you from enjoying yourself

[sybaritical]

Some of those magic tree air freshener things probably wouldn't hurt either.

I like the yellow ones.