Stretch Marks

[jonle714]

starting to get some on my shoulder/chest area. nasty as hell. HOW DO I GET RID OF THIS?

kthx

[Disillusioned]

are you a guy?

[jonle714]

yes. so are you.

keke sorry

[midnight]

google stretch mark cream or something. pretend you are pregnant.

[DüM]

think of them as tiger stripes.

[DüM]

[DüM]

[jonle714]

that girl has black stuff in her teeth and nails.

[lithiumsys]

I dont know what gets rid of them once they're there

Cocoa butter stops it before it starts though.

[Don Quixote]

starting to get some on my shoulder/chest area. nasty as hell. HOW DO I GET RID OF THIS?

kthx

fuck you son! fuck you son, to scurkkkk to comeoutside and eat my man dick.

[mrbento]

shit, i got it after i gained some weight. skinny asians don't stretch well.

[Don Quixote]

man son u suck you suck.

[skiniks]

starting to get some on my shoulder/chest area. nasty as hell. HOW DO I GET RID OF THIS?

kthx

ask yo moms how she got rid of her vag stretch marks after i smashed.

ZIIIIIIIIINGNGNGNGNGNNGG

ok, i'm going to bed.

[Don Quixote]

hgahaha

skiniks made funny

[Darkadious]

man son u suck you suck.

who the fuck is this nigga?

dude has some of the worst posts i've ever seen

[Don Quixote]

hahahah yessss mutahfuke r yeshsssss muthafucker

[timber]

Once I saw this guy who was so buff he had stretch marks on his arms and legs -- and he was 6'5 and probably 300 pounds. He was working as an extra on a movie set and a couple guys on the crew were following him around and offering to hire him on the spot, because he was a strong guy. And they'd pay him union rates! That's a lotta money. He said, no thanks.

[skiniks]

the union fees probably couldn't afford to pay for the amount of Revitol he'd need to remove dat shit.

ok i'm really going to bed now.

[m1sterko]

the initial break out looks bad but eventually your skin adapts to it. i 've heard reports of putting aloe vera on it works a bit.

but nothings a guaranteed "cure" yet

[Don Quixote]

lime juice and sweet tarts.

[timber]

There's actually an article in the magazine I just read:

THE SKINNY ON STRETCH MARKS

...you can only get rid of stretch marks in the first six months, basically, get creams that contain peptides, retinols or both -- or ask your doctor for retin-a, which is more effective. Also...microdermabrasion helps...and that's all.

[nf one]

stretch marks are the new honeycombs. startch them and appreciate them

[Don Quixote]

i have stretch marks on my penis

[Knugget]

So you have one ugly ass dick.

Anyways, some mothers use Vitamin E after pregnacy to get rid of the stretch marks they get.

[Don Quixote]

hahahahahah, knugget wins.

[cinderella]

there you go.

[cinderella]

...you can only get rid of stretch marks in the first six months

ps. this is a lieee

[edmond]

i got stertch marks on my cock after my penile implant well this is what you call a good stretch mark..

[cernunnos]

you can't get rid of them without surgery. and even surgery does not make them disappear completely.

[jonathanschley]

yeah i read if you crack open vitamin E pills and rub the oil on stretch marks everyday for like 2 weeks it will get rid of them quite a bit. also... go into the sun about 15 mins each day. only that long. not longer, thats just enough time for the UV rays to synthesize your vitamin D production... anymore and it's bad for your skin.