Kicking Mule 1950 AWA

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Not going anymore

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Measurements up

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Bump for great justice!

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SuFu v2 Bumpage

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I WANT!!!! :[ i wish i had $$ and hadn't bought 2 new pairs..

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Well go sell your body or something like that!

"LOOK AT MY THREAD!!!!111"

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Buyyyy... AWA.... KMW... Gorgeous... BUY MY SHIT!!!

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Goodmorning bump!

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Be one of 50 people in the world to own such a pair of jeans.

That's an order!

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Up ya go! Huar!

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Once upon a time, there was a man with a 50 cm schlong..

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As everyone surely can agree on 50 cm was way to much..

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So he went to the doctor to get some help..

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But the doctor simply looked at it and said..

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"against such beasts, sience is no good. You need magic my friend"

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"Go down to the pond in the park. There you will find a frog"

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"Ask the frog to marry you. every time it says "no" you will loose 10 cm"

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So the guy goes down to the park, finds the pond and there is the frog sitting..

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He asks it to marry him and the frog answers with a "no"

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And *pang*! 10 cm of meat disapeared..

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So the man looked down at himself and thought..

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"40 is still way to much. No one can take all 40 cm"

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So he asked the frog one more time..

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"Dear frog, will you marry me?"

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To which the frog in an angry tone answered "no!"

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And *pang* another 10 cm disapeared!

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Now the man looked down once more..

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And thought to himself:

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"hmm.. i could go down to 20 cm and still be a wellequiped guy"

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So for one last time he asked the frog: