Another Internet Pwnage Thread

[gfunkdocta]

guy doesn't send jordans to some kid.

i think niketalk/iss community go nuts.

Joseph Schneider

[fndmybetterhalf]

jeeesus christ hahahahahahaa poor kid...probably shitting his pants righ tnow

[Servo2000]

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THREAD NEEDS MORE DAVID LYNCH

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[mrip]

late pass?

i swear i saw that before

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damn son...

[Servo2000]

late pass?

i swear i saw that before

david lynch videos = new "late pass"

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best quote in thread:

You could sue for slander on this, or is libel?

yeah it's LIBEL for sure good call columbo

[Handlethevibe]

http://gawker.com/355642/worst-person-in-the-world-fails-to-redeem-himself-on-national-television

http://johnfitzgeraldpage.com/default.aspx

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I started in "the business" years ago modeling for Wright Models during high school. I used my 98th percentile score on the SAT & ACT to acquire a Mensa membership then combined that with my 97th percentile G.P.A. to go on to a five star collegiate program.

I was educated at the University of Pennsylvania, an Ivy League institution founded in 1740 by Benjamin Franklin - the oldest university in the nation. I was social chairman of a football fraternity, published/edited the humor magazine and took classes at the Wharton School of Business (perennially ranked #1 in the world).

I have worked & consulted for several Fortune 500 companies, including Time Warner, USA Today, GTE, Sprint, Pitney Bowes & Limited Brands. I have saved 2 of these companies over $1 million dollars combined. I was the financial analyst during the almost $1 billion dollar initial public offering of Intimate Brands (includes Victoria's Secret and Bath & Body Works) and also created a $30 million budget from scratch for them.

I am an avid traveler and have been to St. Thomas & St. John, Aruba and Zurich. I have lived in / visited almost every major city in the United States, having seen 38 of the 50 states.

I am well connected, having lunched with the U.S. Secretary of Defense & the U.S. Ambassador to South Africa during the time I spent in Washington, D.C.

I have been in the "fame game" for years, meeting celebrities like Luke Perry, Cynthia Nixon, Dave Matthews, Jeff Foxworthy, Joe Montana, Bill Cosby, Biz Markie, Toby Keith, Joe Frazier, Mark Cuban, Dominique Wilkins, Bob Barr, Wade Boggs, Jeff Burton, Tony LaRussa, Steve Harvey, Cuba Gooding, Jr., Jim Caviezel, Tiffany, Warrick Dunn, Nikki Hilton, Curly Neal, Jerry O'Connell, Rik Smits, Kathy Bates, Thomas Jane, Kelly Preston, Vivica A. Fox, Steven Seagal, Larry the Cable Guy, Ken Branagh, Lil Jon, Les Wexner, Dwight Gooden, Nancy Lopez, Ray Knight, Spudd Webb & LeAnn Rimes to name a few.

I have appeared in 14 major motion pictures and counting...

(all dollar amounts converted to 2007 dollars)

I love how the CNN dude from the gawker clip starts laughing when JFP talks about his pictures being posted on gay porn sites.

[cyberPUNK]

that's fucking great.

[mrip]

a story of match.com gone match.wrong

[cyberPUNK]

the only thing i don't understand is why this idiot would go ahead and take screenshots and post the evidence on the internet.

i don't know about you guys, but i operate under the rules that if doing X will get me in serious trouble with the law, and other people do not need to know about me doing X, then i'm not telling anybody about me doing X.

this guy went ahead and posted all the shit on the internet, and could get fucked worth 1,000 nikes. so if joseph scheinder catches on to this shit, who gets owned in the end? haha we won't hear about that part though.