Cell Phone in Front Pocket = Erectile Dysfunction

[gfunkdocta]

and/or will cause u to shoot blanks.

is this true? shit.

[40ozprophet]

TRUTH. "..and so said Westside, if you wearz your phone in thine pocket, you shall not be Trouser king..."

[tedadoret]

the ed part isnt true, but that part about shooting blanks is. shit is my preferred method of contraception. yall should give it a try

[Boxthor]

I tried keeping my phone in my back pocket for a day and couldn't shit for a week.

[notesee]

No cell phone rays can kill my super sperm.

[yiHan]

The last comment is a classic! I almost spat out my coffee when i read that!

[ggatsby]

dude man

who cares about sperm killing (think of it as an alternative form of contraception, saves you a dollar on the condom)

what you have to worry about is those damn front pocket phone fades

[mojinho]

aren't front pocket fades worth any pesky infertility?

and for peeps who keep their phones in their back pockets, i never understood that. mind would be dead in 2 hours, the first time i would sit down and forget to take it out. or, i'd take it out, and forget to put it back in, and lose it.

[hamburglar]

i think MANswers did a show on that

[totally epic]

Population control FTW.

[6MT]

i dont know, the squadron is always on stand by mode, well, the girls keep their phone in their purse right under their arm pit, does this mean they will all get breast cancer?????

plus every one i know all keep theri cell phone in their pocket, and they are still knocking up chicks unwillingly.

[jewbagel]

Thank goodness I've been wearing a tinfoil hat.

In a magazine I read, a study found that guys who have half a serving of soy a day have %35 lower sperm counts.

[hamburglar]

tofu as birthcontrol!