dress your fellow sufuers

[Crillz]

OK here's the game: choose a member of superfuture (one who has posted pics, since it doesn't really work unless you know their body looks like) and then describe how you, if you had your pickings, would dress them. i'll do a few first for example's sake:

cotton duck: i want to dress you like kramer from seinfeld! seriously though. i always see these insane 70s suits in thrift stores that probably wouldn't fit anyone but your giant ass! the pants need to be highwaters, with silk socks and dressy shoes or loafers. 2 or 3 button blazers, though the jacket and pants should be tonally matched but not in pattern! and some untucked loose button up shirt. you've already got the hair! i'm winning!

keagan: really close cropped hair. polo button down. 501s. chucks!

jimmyc: everything you're already doing. but try some creepers yo. for real! not the ones with the thick azz soles though. think about it! aaaanddd... i dunno i just saw you in an aitor throup inspired, long, fur hooded parka but i don't think that kinda thing is needed in texas.

[jayrock]

cotton duck + +++supreme.19cm-mij.vans = EPIC

[jeepster]

mellowbonsai: +++ Asian_Black_at-Comp.jpg

[fadingblue]

Milspex in Chris' pants

i win this thread

[ninjapie]

Milspex in Chris' pants

i win this thread

Chris in Milspex's pants.

[mizanation]

chris in milspex's mouth.

i win this thread.

[mrip]

MlLSPEX IN CHRIS' MOUTH.

THIS THREAD HAS NO WINNER.

[red]

chris in milspex' uterus.

for 6 hours.

[Guest DUM]

kixslf in carl's heart.

forever.

[wEstSidE]

crillz: I WANT U 2 SHUT THE FUK UP.

imma steel ur bike, rob ur haus, rape ur sister, kill ur father, RAPE UR MOTHER then kill her.

[wEstSidE]

jimmy c allready dun WORE dem ugly ass creeper shooz

NO MORE DRAINPIPES, NO MORE CREEPERS

[Crillz]

LOCKED

thanks for another wonderful thread superfuture!

[wEstSidE]

WLEL IT DIDN T EXACTLY HAV A FORTUIUTOUS START NWO DID IT????

[Crillz]

never stood a chance in this cultural wasteland i reckon

[artificialsky]

i win this thread.

WRONG BITCH WRONG.

[wEstSidE]

never stood a chance in this cultural wasteland i reckon

no,

it just remind me of dat ghey trhead wit a nigga axin 2 borrow cluthin

[Crillz]

... and the thread goes to artificialsky! by default of him posting in it.

no,

it just remind me of dat ghey trhead wit a nigga axin 2 borrow cluthin

that thread SUCKED. actually i was people hoping would get new ideas from this. but whatcha gon do?

[sean_]

everybody sucks

[wEstSidE]

AGREED

crillz r u on drugs?

ur taklin sum fukn hippie talk

[jayrock]

[Crillz]

yeah, streets, real keeping, bad spelling, etc.!

[wEstSidE]

yea ur on uppers innit

[mellowbonsai]

chris in milspex's uterus

FOR 9 MONTHS BOOYAH

[goldengloves]

I would dress Westside in top to bottom Thom Browne, ski mask and all.

[wEstSidE]

mayne u kno how much i lyk dat thom browne

[goldengloves]

4sho'. U wanna kop once dat shit hit 80% off. Nex level WAYWT.

[wEstSidE]

even at 80% off, a suit is still like 1k

[wEstSidE]

i thnk i might cop 1 a dem buttondownz evn tho i aint rly need 1...

[goldengloves]

Me too. I don't really need it either, but those oxfords are legit. Maybe I ask 4 Xmas, I b gud this year.

[Analog]

You don't think TB is boring?