i like to watch the discovery channel

[Guest youngteam]

who would win in a steel cage death match? les stroud, bear grylls, mike rowe (i fucking hate that guy), adam savage or jamie hyneman?

you don't watch the discovery channel? fuck you guys.

[fndmybetterhalf]

bare knuckle i'd say bear grylls...despite the fact taht Man Vs Wild is "staged"...the man still eats snakes heads off and shit.

Les Stroud was badass til he carried around flares to start bonfires.

[lithiumsys]

Les Stroud is sort of a pussy, I can see Bear hollowing him out and sleeping inside his carcass for warmth; in the safety of a Holiday Inn of course.

[kenthenoob]

what show on the discovery channel is this?! lol

how about the travel channel? that anthony bourdain no reservation show is pretty cool.

[sean_]

i dont know who bear grylls is, but he sounds like quite possibly the most badass man on the face of the planet

[alex_844]

how about all the discovery channel hosts vs. REAL GRIZZLY BEAR in a steel cage death match?

[Guest youngteam]

that anthony bourdain no reservation show is pretty cool.

i've only seen one episode -- the one where he goes to korea. it made me hungry up until the moment they started dining on chicken butt. what the hell, fellow koreans?

[Guest DUM]

I seen this one show in Germany, show was in English and there was a British guy (I think) going to whatever place that episode was about about doing like 5 set tasks and if he didnt do that he had to do something worse.

can't remember the name..pretty funny sometimes though.

[kenthenoob]

i've only seen one episode -- the one where he goes to korea. it made me hungry up until the moment they started dining on chicken butt. what the hell, fellow koreans?

i'm chinese, but chicken butt is good. what's so gross about it? i'm sure you eat hotdogs, right?

[ghostdeini]

alton brown.

[travisio]

what about

and those fuckin' deadliest catch guys.

[lithiumsys]

I seen this one show in Germany, show was in English and there was a British guy (I think) going to whatever place that episode was about about doing like 5 set tasks and if he didnt do that he had to do something worse.

can't remember the name..pretty funny sometimes though.

I remember this. They would play it on Comedy Central once in a blue moon, like The Mr. Show.

[drivel]

still gnarly

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[Fabulaz]

what about...

that guy is the fucking worst. He tries to make things seem so dramatic but it does the opposite.

[fndmybetterhalf]

i've only seen one episode -- the one where he goes to korea. it made me hungry up until the moment they started dining on chicken butt. what the hell, fellow koreans?

who teh fuck knows. my grandparents eat the weirdest shit. but Anthony Bourdain just eats random shit and drinks alcohol like its his job

[Selegna]

Chicken butts are good.

Whats wrong with Mike Rowe? I like how he trys to game up all the bitches on the show.

I think Steve Irwin would have fucked them all up.. ha

RIP

[mike lowrey]

Gryls was in the SAS and has training in unarmed combat among others, I think its safe to say he'd take the whole bunch.

[ilovefriedchicken]

bear. my brother wants to be him

[whatuknowaboutthat]

how about all the discovery channel hosts vs. REAL GRIZZLY BEAR in a steel cage death match?

how about not?

[samsikle]

i try not to watch it when i have something to do because i get sucked in. except for sharkweek. i <3 myth busters.

[will_i_am]

did anyone else see that show where they go one million years in the future or something?

i think i caught it on discovery at 3 in the morning.

squids rule the world.

[chantheman]

ok so man vs. wild is staged, but hes basically showing you how to survive if you ever get stuck so if you take it for what it is than its still a cool show. since he really does the shit you see on tv, hes still a badass guy.

come on a zebra carcass? thats bad ass

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[Guest doubletap]

remember that episode when Bear siphoned water out of elephant shit?

that was badass.

[chantheman]

same episode as the zebra just a little bit later in the episode

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[mizanation]

Les Stroud is sort of a pussy, I can see Bear hollowing him out and sleeping inside his carcass for warmth; in the safety of a Holiday Inn of course.

quoted for humor.

[mizanation]

i think in a full on survival death match, andrew zimmerman would win hands down.

he'll put anything in his mouth. he would eat them all.

he's like a fat, white akinyele. only the OG's will get this one.

www.lyricsdepot.com/akinyele/put-it-in-your-mouth.html

[jschenkkan]

Les Stroud is sort of a pussy, I can see Bear hollowing him out and sleeping inside his carcass for warmth; in the safety of a Holiday Inn of course.

idunno, i agree that bear gryls eats grosser shit and does crazier stuff, but you have to give Les props that at some point, they could find him dead with just him and his camera documenting his last days. with bear, there's no way that he's ever running the risk of dying of starvation or dehydration.

[lithiumsys]

If this was a "who would have a more epic death" challenge, he could win it, I'll give you that. But you cannot compare him to Bear in terms of overall badassness. Just look at the clips above, he's eating a fucking zebra.

Plus, this:

He served for 3 years in 21 SAS, a reserve regiment of the Territorial Army referred to as the "SAS®" or "Artists Rifles" (21 SAS specializes in Close Target Reconnaissance and attack(CTR). During his time with 21 SAS Grylls served actively in North Africa twice. His military career ended abruptly, however, in 1996, when a routine parachute exercise in southern Africa went wrong. His canopy ripped severely and caused him to spiral towards earth from 16,000ft at twice the normal speed, leaving him with three broken vertebrae and left him struggling to feel his legs.[2] Grylls spent the next 12 months in rehabilitation and, with his military career over, directed his efforts into trying to get well enough to fulfill his childhood dream of climbing Everest.

He's an invincible killing machine. I'm pretty sure he's looking for Sarah Connor as we speak

[Guest suckdick]

cash cab guy ftw

[willy p]

cash cab guy ftw

ben bailey ftw!!

im addicted to discovery channel