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Originally Posted by supernoob

i parse based on a) do it got vagina,

then B) was it born wit it???

and finally c) is it human???

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This is the criteria used by the majority of SuFu'ers when picking out Asian girlfriends, based on the limited number of SO's I've seen on here.

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Flora :

– Salads (Catalogue with Stuff that Humans Eat. see below)

– Trees

– Everything Else (Who gives a shit? Get rid of it.)

Fauna :

– Mammals

– Seafood (Catalogue with Stuff that Humans Eat. see below)

– Chicken (Catalogue with Stuff that Humans Eat. see below)

– Everything Else (Who gives a shit? Get rid of it.)

Mammals :

– Humans

– Stuff that Humans Eat

– Stuff that Eat Humans (Get rid of it.)

Therefore :

– Humans

– Stuff that Humans Eat

– Trees

Thank you, and good night.

****APPLAUSE****

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