I need a translation... nsfw

[masuerte]

Thanks yo.

[artificialsky]

please don't rape me masuerte-sama

[englandmj7]

It says:

Jan, I directly wait for between you of many days here. Directly because so it is the member who is in the midst of the using Superfuture of the assembly which takes your yourself image I sleep the neighbor, directly CMF. There is a penis of the monkey which is small to him, as for me it was not possible to wait longer. Place your love in me, or leave permanently. Perhaps when the friend of your cheerful denim and the time is not always passed, we may be happy together

..................

[destructodisk]

i c the words ta, mei, ge

[junglejane]

are they drying out her ass with the hair dryer?!?""

that looks like it was frickin' relaxing. I ask my massager if she do dat next time. wit flowrescent neon paints.

[sybaritical]

Im a massager.

but I never drawn on no one.

[keagan]

I wanna be a massager.

[keagan]

no I don't.

[red]

yes you do.

[sybaritical]

No he doesn't.

[red]

No he doesn't.

but you do.

[keagan]

l DON'T WANT TO BE A MASSAGER

OKAY?!

[sybaritical]

... why not?

[mrip]

PEEP MY TRAXXXx

[mrip]

PEEP MY TRAXXXx

[destructodisk]

shit I see a lot of familiar words in there but I need my book 4 reference.

TOMORROW, MR. MASUERTE

[napoleon]

I've seen that movie, and now I'm frustrated because I can't remember the name.

[sybaritical]

Z'called the Pillow Book.

[napoleon]

Thanks. Sufu is now officially better than peeling labels.