backyard bangin like a benzie

[hypnotic]

i need some assistance with women's jeans

so if you are actually curvy by hood definition

not curvy as in jlo

what are your favorite denim lines

because i need to find some next shit

tanx

Purple] out to tax...

[hypnotic]

oh wait didnt mean hood as in hoodrat

just around the way filet

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[thedonger]

Yo, son, you like them "muffin top" broads?

Definition of a "Muffin Top": that unsightly roll of flesh that spills over the waist of a pair of too-tight pants, like a muffin bursting out of the pan.

For more information on the muffin top phenomenom:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/330221p-281994c.html

Edited by thedonger on Aug 3, 2005 at 01:52 PM

[bobbyhundreds]

MUFFIN TOP hahaha that made my day

thehundreds is huge.

www.thehundreds.com

[KEERST]

WOW. Muffin top.

Lord knows we see it incessantly...I didn't know it had a name...

NICE.

[TragicBliss]

Ell Ohh ell.

http://www.tragicbliss.com

[hypnotic]

donger

im not a dude

im a chic

and i dont like chics

and i dont those jeans

and her ass is pretty much nonexistent perhaps if she wasnt chinching her waist with an ugly belt she could avoid the rollover

try again since you want to be cute

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[powerglov]

HAHA. Muffin Top!

[Corbin Law]

oh dear muffin top

if you want some recognition, and an actual response other than muffn top, try pming someone who knows what they are talking about, the majority of this board in men, and the majority of this board will probably reply with

MUFFIN TOP ROFFLETRAIN

chwa?

[darknworn]

hahaaaaaaaaa

i'm sure some dudes here are guilty of the muffin top too!!!

tooo funnnyyyy

"God is Dead" - Nietzsche

"Nietzsche is Dead" - God

[dunkin deeznuts]

Muffin Top!

awesome!!

blueberry muffins are the worst........

www.wellbred.org

[thedonger]

Hypno,

No disrespect intended to you, I was just trying to inject some humor, given the seemingly lighthearted nature of your thread “backyard banging like a benzie.â€

Back on topic, I think companies like Seven, Citizens of Humanity, and Rock & Republic do good denim styles for women in all shapes, including those with junk in their trunk. Although those jeans are ubiquitous and largely disfavored by the denim snobs on this board, i still think they look great.

[jjs home]

all those jeans looks good on a chicks ass. The designs just look right sittin on the middle of a bubble too

I'm gobba have to see a pixture to give my exacy expert opinion though

Edited by jjs home on Aug 4, 2005 at 12:07 PM

[hypnotic]

donger no harm no foul

7s dont work for me they are horrible im tired of humanities everyone in nyc wears them if i see another h i think ill vomit

im thinking rr too or trus

the person that put me onto this site mentioned that people were assholes so i wasnt sure if you just being an ass

and i know there arnt too many chics on here but im trying to change that

um thats about it oh one last thing i wish they would make rises higher or shirts longer flashing your ass on the nycmta is not the move

shut up jjs

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[JUPAFETT]

MUFFIN..THATS BRILLIANT.

LITERALLY JUST THE OTHER DAY I CAME UP WITH HDTV BOOTY'S...

BIG, SQUARE AND FLAT.

SHIT IS WACK BUT I LIKE CAPSâ„¢

[Selegna]

MUFFIN TOP IS SO 8TH GRADE...(THANKS FOR THE NOSTALGIA THOUGH)

MY MIDDLE SCHOOL LUNCH TABLE..

PANCAKES.. (OLD LADY STYLE FLAT TITTIES)

RAINFORESTS: (SAGGY NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC STYLE TITTIES, NOT QUITE PANCAKE STATUS YET)

BANANAS: (PERKY BUT BANANA SHAPED BOOBS)

YOU MAY HAVE HEARD OF MOOSE KNUCKLE OR CAMEL TOE.

BUT WHAT ABOUT SPAMWITCH!!

OR EVEN WORSE SLOPPY JOE! (ITS LODGED UP THERE BUT NO INDICATION OF IN TACT PU$$)

ONION BOOTY (ASS SO FINE THEY MAKE YOU WANNA CRY) A HIGH SCHOOL FRIEND LATER STARTED A PORN SIT WITH THE SAME NAME (NO LIE)

SNAKE SKIN (CELL-U-LITE ALL OVER BACK OF THIGHS)

I'LL TRY AND THINK OF MORE..

HOPE YOU GET IT LATER...

[neawts]

Haha, those are some good ones.

As long as onion booty doesn't smell like one............

[jjs home]

i feel like a repeat button, but I was thinkin the RR and true religions especially mainly because of the pocket designs, so check your fit and see whats good, and I'm always available to do fittings

[Selegna]

OH MOST DEFF..

THAT WOULD BE GARLIC BOOTY!!

HAHA

HOPE YOU GET IT LATER...

[kelvin]

I have heard Siwy is great for curves,or James. You could also try Earnest Cut and Sew, it is located at 821 Washington St. I wear nudies, rogan, and APC's but I unfortunatly don't have much of a butt or hips so I don't know how the fit would be, but try them anyway as I love them. Best

[M4TM]

muffin top. that's classic.

No Shirt. No Shoes. No Dice.

Learn it. Know it. Live it.

[hypnotic]

regarding trus i keep seeing girls in them and i think that flap pocket is ill placed and may look horrible on me i guess i have to try it

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[Guest Berget__]

Acne jeans look really great on girls...not sure where to find it in the US though.

I aint gotta get money man money get me

[Air Macks]

Top of the muffin' to ya!

[henotic]

This post is hilarious.

.henotic*

[skecr8r]

I don't think we need more girls if this is the kind were gonna get.

MAD YOUNG MAN

[kelvin]

And what kind is that skecr8r?

[emrinderForgotHisPassword]

all she said was that she has a big booty and not a big waist and she needs to some pants to fill with that booty.

i fought the law and the law won

[hypnotic]

skec8r

hi h8r © killa

we dont need any girls why do you think most of yall are on here talking about looking fly

for women or dudes if thats your thing

miss me with that

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[BumbaClot]

we need as many girls like Hypno as possible!

Girls who bump WU and got the backyard bangin.

That combo is killin 'em.

as for girls jeans... sorry clueless, not Paper Dnm though. my girl's skinny but got a banger and she busted 2 pairs in the seat.

icecream. iight.