Hap officially dumped me for bizzy.

[Guest Airjamie]

Its true. Its all true. I got an official Dear Jamie, in the form of a negrep which went as follows (i dont know how to screencapture);

funnily enough it was when i was wearing all sorts of new zealsnd stuff that you asked me never to quit..when did you become so tiresome...seriously...these posts are less funny and not very intelligent...oh well...your loss....

Which was a response to this post:

They finally off that hobbit shit?

Id like to take this opportunity to ask haptronic if he is fucking shitting me. Are you seriously...fucking...shitting me. Ill play devils advocate here and take a second to respond to your negrep as if you actually gave a shit that (to someone completely devoid of a sense of sarcasm) the post may have been construed as a slight against new zealand or the brands birthed there. Again hap i ask you if you are shitting me. Countless times ive praised clothing from the country, and as youve noted, the clothes you wear. The entire reason i told you not to stop was actually because i noticed we own the same bailter space hoodie, as well as the same ande whalls. So what the fuck gives hap? Surely someone who can remember shit from more than a year ago can remember that i have nothing but love for kiwi brands? And do i even have to mention that it was obviously a joke about lorg of the rings being filmed there? Do i? I did anyway just to make sure you fucking got it. Right. Good. Bitchin. Lets get down to brass tacks then shall we? Youre throwing a hissy fit because i dont like your girlfriends shoes. And more than that, I dont like her style at all. I also dont like the way you use sufu as your fucking livejournal parading her and reminding us every time you actually post outside of WAYWT (the night i recieved the negrep i looked at your recent posts, the entire page was WAYWT) that she is "an angel and totally makes WAYWT art" and "youve found the girl of your dreams". Christ. Shit is pathetic hap, pathetic. When did i get so tiresome? Maybe aroud the same time you got so fucking pompous. And my loss? What were we going to fucking hook up or something? Woe is me for i'll spend an eternity in the hell that is the absence of haps good grace. Fuck you, you arrogant son of a bitch. Dont ever try and judge me. Maybe my posts have gotten a little less intelligent lately. And maybe (although im sure plenty beg to differ) theyre less funny. At least i fucking post. Unlike you lately, or your girlfriend. And by the way dude her shoes were fucking horrid. Wild payless shit, much like your hottopic looking pyramid spike boots.

[wEstSidE]

e-beef duhletud.

[chrisj]

ill bring my firetruk in

[junglejane]

*puts popcorn in the microwave*

[refresh]

sorry dude but bizzy shoes look better then your makeshift of a necklace from a H&M cell charm

she dresses better too

[Guest Airjamie]

ill bring my firetruk in

U GOT A FYRETRUK?? KEEEWLZ. KAN I RYDE?

[Guest Airjamie]

sorry dude but bizzy shoes look better then your makeshift of a necklace from a H&M cell charm

she dresses better too

Its funny you mention that. Several other members on this board have done the EXACT SAME THING. With the EXACT SAME CHARM. Infact, they started posting pics wearing them after that pic of me was posted. So i guess it looks alright huh? Its also awesome how you can judge my style by a photo that shows exactly one fucking foot of me. Next.

[Carl]

Ohhh man, never seen this...every time you post now im gonna imagine it coming out of the camera...like some next level stephen hawking shit...i dont know why, though

[Guest Airjamie]

Whats coming out of the camera? I took that photo with my gfs camera to show my mom the new glasses. I dont have a camera so i just post random shit off other peoples myspaces and whatnot whenever a new one happens.

[Carl]

I dunno...maybe a combination of the pot and watching this god awful Happy Feet movie with a naked chick next to me...but that camera looks like its got a mic on it and its now what your posts speak out of.

[Guest Airjamie]

Maybe she was a cia operative spying on me? I was always suspicious of a girl that would say she was sorry after i called her a hillbilly piece of shit...

................Wait did you say naked chick? We need some on the dl flashless cellphone pics.

[chrisj]

you can ride on my firetruck, no homo

[Tyler Durden]

hmmm right....hmmmm very homo indeed hmmmmm mega homo hmm ulitmate home SUPREME HOMO DA FUCK HOMO? IMMORTAL HOMO!!

[chrisj]

really wtf, i i mean a real fire truk ok.. wtf tyler

seriously aj you can ride it

[Tyler Durden]

hmmm, fucking firetruck dogs? new fetish? mad homo erotic beastiality?

[Guest Airjamie]

If its a bestiality firetruck i am so bringing my camera.

[mike lowrey]

what are you exactly ranting about? youre unhappy because he doesn't like what you post? that post makes you seem like a lunatic.

the thing is, you were commenting on bizzy's outfit, who to my knowledge lives in the US. so in that case the nz reference was kind of stupid. but thats really not even the point, I'd understand you slightly more if hap's comment was very offensive, but it really isn't. he basically said that your comments in general are not that funny, which I can agree with.

I don't know if you were always as loudmouthed as you are at the moment, nor do I know what happened to you.. but this seems very odd to me..

[chrisj]

maybe you should ask one of the dogs to lend you their firehose so you can cool down aj...

[Guest Airjamie]

what the fuck are you exactly ranting about? youre unhappy because he doesn't like what you post? that post makes you seem like an absolute lunatic.

the thing is, you were commenting on bizzy's outfit, who to my knowledge lives in the US. so in that case the nz reference was kind of stupid. but thats really not even the point, I'd understand you slightly more if hap's comment was very offensive, but it really isn't. he basically said that your comments are not that funny, which I can agree with.

I don't know if you were always as loudmouthed as you are at the moment, nor do I know what happened to you..

Shut the fuck up donnie. My rant was cohesive enough, if you didnt understand it, hooked on phonics is probably the best choice for you. Youd understand exactly what im angry about if youd stopped to actually read the post instead of just going "oh its airjamie, i dont like him so im going to just pull some randomass responses out of a fucking hat cause i just cant resist sticking my nose where it doesnt belong" . The comment wasnt even about bizzys outfit you moron. You have no frame of reference here donnie. Life does not start and stop at your convenience you miserable piece of shit.

[Tyler Durden]

let me see if i got it right.

u post stuff, hap shits on you, your like wtf baby i thought u liked me?, u read hap posting nice things about bizzy. u taking it way out of imagination and getting too connected to sufu?

right?

[chrisj]

man.. im really feeling some tense energy from this thread

[keagan]

Panic.

Airjimmy is overweight.

[Tyler Durden]

yeahhhh i love feeding the fire. no pun intended.

[mike lowrey]

"oh its airjamie, i dont like him so im going to just pull some randomass responses out of a fucking hat cause i just cant resist sticking my nose where it doesnt belong"

no it was more along the lines of "after reading that post, the guy seems unstable as fuck".

I really dont know what happened to you, I atleast think I remember you being a decent member some time ago, but at some point you turned into a insanely loudmouthed obnoxious twat. hap was certainly on point, your post really haven't been funny in a long long time.

[Pandemonium]

i concur.

where'd airjamie go?

[the breaks]

Methinks it's time for a little break from the internet for AirJamie

[andewhall]

i noticed we own the same bailter space hoodie

Forget the other stuff, I want to discuss the Bailter Space hoody....seriously love those cats. Last time I saw them play in the mid 90's they nearly blew my ear drums...met Alistar parker and he was a cool guy. Are they still in NYC?

<3 Hap

<3 AJ

<3 Boose

booyah, hella mint. Please post picture of hoody.

[sybaritical]

Ohhh man, never seen this...every time you post now im gonna imagine it coming out of the camera...like some next level stephen hawking shit...i dont know why, though

This is the second time today I've agreed with Carl and I'm very scared.

Edit: actually, scratch that. I just read what he said wrong.That photo freaks me out cos I always thought Aj was about 12.

[onemancult]

<3 Hap

<3 AJ

this is really what it's all about guys. everyone strip naked and grab the crisco.

[digital_denim]

holy crap. I believe the Axis powers are imploding as we speak.

Large thighs.

White boy 30 yr old office worker by day/ hipster by night.

what other ugly truths are out there?

Where's the damn gas can in the bunker, fire it up Eva!

This may be the biggest backfire in sufu history. Reminds me of when Germany thought they could take Russia in the wintertime.....Dumb fucks.